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Magic Teacher movie review
Tyreek 2022-03-31 09:01:05
In fact, the whole movie is just a dream. The high-energy aliens go through a routine before destroying the earth. They need to choose a man from the earth with the magical ability that can make things happen. If this person does nothing good, he can decisively destroy the earth. destroy. So Neil (Simon Pegg), an obscure single middle school teacher, was chosen. Possessing the superpower to do anything he wants, Neil is almost omnipotent. He can get money, cars, beautiful women, and can learn any language immediately, and can make dogs speak, but these are the primary stages of superpowers. During the viewing of the movie, it seems that the audience can't help but wonder what I would do if I also had this superpower. However, the omnipotent Neil does not seem to be happy because he has superpowers. He wants to make the earth a better place: let global warming disappear, and there will no longer be unprovoked wars on the earth.... However, the earth does not Instead of getting better, Neil broke the ecological balance of the earth and made the earth worse. It takes a process to get better or worse, and it doesn't happen all at once. It's a good movie, and it's also suitable for children to watch, hahahaha.
Extended Reading
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Neil Clarke: I can do ANYTHING! Okay... bu... but... what do I *really* want?
[Looks down and laughs]
Neil Clarke: GIVE ME A REALLY BIG DICK!
[Falls over]
Neil Clarke: Augh! ouch! NOT *THAT* BIG! Obviously! Dick, return to your old size!
[Gets up]
Neil Clarke: Agh! Ah... Ok. Um... Let me have a penis that women find exciting!
[Looks down]
Neil Clarke: Yeah, it's good, yeah. Could I have it white?
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Neil Clarke: [Gets knocked off his bike by a car] Screw you!
[the driver of the car sudden feels an invisible person having sex with him]