In the mood that movie tickets are so cheap today, and the movie theater is next to it, it is better to watch a movie before buying food. I walked into the movie theater, thinking about what to do, watching fights and special effects, and then some popcorn-style funny to be cool Let's see the film. However, I was wrong (*￣︿￣) During the process of watching, my heart collapsed, why should I get up in the morning to watch such a film! Only full of fatigue after watching it.
Today's mental journey to the cinema is probably like this: 1. At the beginning, the medieval war. Hmm... It's probably a foreshadowing, five minutes have passed, still fighting, the whole army is waiting for a magician. ha? Did I go to the wrong set? Are there any movies about medieval magic material recently? Am I going out now? And when the patriotic confession of Master Merlin came out, my whole body was embarrassed.
2. Entering the feature film, three bear children ran to the restricted area and woke up the alien mecha? Being discovered by the strange policeman, Jean raised his hand. Suddenly a girl rushed out, knocked down the police mecha, and ran away with the three children. I started to be confused, probably, these three children are going to be cleaned up, so the girl came to save them? Anyway, my awake brain didn't understand it.
However, a more confusing thing happened. The girls and children hid under a robot, and blamed the police boss for finding out that there was an alien; murderous look! To protect the child, and then drop a bomb down... huh? Are you sure this won't blow up the kid too! what are you doing?
3. In terms of emotional scenes, when I saw the girl and the male protagonist, I thought, um, this is probably a touching father-daughter routine. However, there is no girl in the back. What's the matter? After the whole scene, the mood is not in place at all, and I feel that everything is in a hurry. Only at the beginning, the girl said palely: I have no family. Missing for a period of time, the ending suddenly appeared, and then staying with the hero and heroine became a special family! When did you guys feel so good!
4. The relationship between the heroine and the hero is also the same, and the development is inexplicable. When did the two of them get better, isn't the male lead sexually indifferent! No, it's a knight who loves his dead wife and loves her daughter! The heroine has always looked like an unmarried high-level intellectual! Why is it good to run together for two days!
Could it be the love built by destroying Dad's relics in the study? ! And isn't the heroine with a girl with a high degree of education and high IQ? I saw the introduction of the heroine's Ph.D. and master Balabala and the follow-up plot of finding something. I weakly looked forward to the deciphering and reasoning plot. ! However, when the male and female protagonists arrived at their father's study, the male protagonist said that he couldn't find it like this, so he smashed a vase, and the female protagonist lost a stack of documents. What's the point of you other than making the auntie below embarrassingly pretend to be interested in eavesdropping! After losing it for a long time, the heroine suddenly thought of her own cabinet and found the fairy tale book from her childhood. Just pulled out a note and found a clue! The clues are extremely simple and clear. After going there, it is still a fully automatic Transformers submarine with automatic navigation. Does the female protagonist's education make sense in the film other than to mock the male protagonist?
7. There is also Mr. Jazz. Seeing such a character setting, it is reasonable to say that it is a drama full of wisdom, firm will, guarding the family and secrets with his whole life, standing up at the critical moment, and then making a heroic sacrifice to bid farewell to the old man. However, I don't know why it was ridiculous and wasted so much energy, but he ended up walking in front of Stonehenge and firing two innocuous shots, and he was knocked down, feeling that it was very worthless to die.
6. The whole film is full of bad jokes, forced to be humorous, that is, you know it when you see it, um, the director wants to be funny here. But I just can't laugh at all! Such a mood.
7. In addition to a few protagonists, the director wants to add many elements, or routines, to the movie. A funny black brother; a chihuahua who is a cute thing; a strange policeman who recognizes his mistakes and no longer treats Transformers more than the left; believes in science, but the proposed plan is useless, a scientist who creates tension; a bit old-fashioned Old-fashioned jazz who insists on righteousness; oh, almost forgot, there is also the normal Megatron who blackened for a second, and it is the most non-existent character in the headquarters. If each one is performed well, it will be a safe and moving plot. But in this film, it's all rushed. It's like stewing in a pot, throwing a lot of ingredients, but the pot is quickly boiled, and every ingredient is not stewed, and the food is tasteless. Labels are just labels, good interpretation can become a story
In the end, I really feel that if you are not a fan of feelings, such a film is really not worth watching. Because you can't get any enjoyment from it, only endless embarrassment
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