Fun

Alfred Pennyworth: Were you looking at the old family pictures again?

Batman: At the what? The old family... Oh, yes! I see what you mean. Look at that! The old gang. Yeah. No, I wasn't.

Alfred Pennyworth: I see. Sir, if you don't mind my saying, I'm a little concerned. I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966. Do you want to talk about how you're feeling right now?

Batman: I don't talks about feelings, Alfred. I don't have any, I've never seen one. I'm a night-stalking, crime-fighting vigilante, and a heavy metal rapping machine. I don't feel anything emotionally, except for rage. 24/7, 365, at a million percent. And if you think that there's something behind that, then you're crazy. Good night, Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth: Sir, it's morning.

[from trailer]

Batman: Hey, 'puter, I'm home.

[echoes]

Computer: Welcome home, sir. Initializing Batcave music. So, did anything exciting happened today?

Batman: I saved the city again. It was off the chain. Anyway, I should probably have some grub.

Computer: Alfred left your lobster thermidor in the fridge.

Batman: Oh, that's my favorite. I can't wait.

[Batman puts the lobster in the microwave, and mistakenly sets it up for 20 minutes]

Batman: Not 20 minutes. Stupid.

[He sets it up for 2 minutes and presses the start button as the microwave heats up Batman's lobster for 2 minutes]