Real santa

Stanford 2022-09-18 10:57:40

Dear Santa, are you real?

If you live at the North Pole

How come I can't see your house when I look on goole earth?

Are you Saint Nicholas?

Because you'd be incredibly old

How do you have time to read all the letters from all the children in the world?

And how many cookies and mince pies have you eaten in all of history?

How do you get all presents in the sack?

Dose your sack have to get bigger every year because of exponential population growth

And how do you get down the chimneys?

I put my head in ours and it's really small even if you could squeeze down it in one minute there's nine houses in my road so that's nearly 10 minutes.and there are millions of roads in the world

It must be so hard being Santa these days

I mean ,wha if after all of that.

I'm staying at grandmas?

Santa, how can you get round the whole word in just one night?

My friend said that you'd have to go so fast it would make you and the sleigh and the reindeer all burn up

I think you are real.but how do you do it?

For Christmas

I would love a pink twinkle bike

But please don't bring it if it makes you and the reindeer burn

Love,

This is a letter from all children to Santa

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Extended Reading

Arthur Christmas quotes

  • Grandsanta: [cowering in the bottom of the sleigh] It's that terrible night all over again.

    Arthur: What night?

    Grandsanta: Last time I took Evie for a spin. I didn't know it was the Cuban missile crisis! I nearly started World War III.

  • Grandsanta: It's Christmas!

    Arthur: Christmas is for kids. You grow out of it.

    Bryony: What, in the last six minutes?