God of rock

Kristy 2022-07-26 13:36:48

It is said that this is a semi-rotating movie of Tenacious d. After waiting for me for several years, I thought it would be another musical comedy with exciting themes like a rock school that can watch people cry.
At the beginning, Jack Black sang himself at home. When I wrote a swearing song and when I grew up when jb went to holywood and met kg. The people who watched it were very excited and excited, but when they were looking for fate, the film started to spoof, and jb played so well. But it's actually quite boring. There is no guitar (the guitar is in the car), and there is no music. It wasn't until they took the destiny picks that the devil appeared in the movie began to be wonderful again. This metal devil is not Hu Gai's, he is exactly The mascot of the famous metal festival ozzfest! (Does anyone think that the devil is played by mudvayne, but it is actually dave grohl) is too much! This is the climax and the most exciting part of the film, and it is also a confrontation between metal music and traditional rock music. (All three kick drums are out) The ending is of course jb win. The
whole film is basically the music of Tenacious d. The rock music is full of passion, at least it will not be boring to watch. The lyrics of the final ending song are: "You can't kill Metal music, metal music will live forever! Punk music wanted to kill metal music, but they failed and were hit on the ground. New wave wanted to kill metal music, and they failed and were hit on the ground. Garage wanted to kill metal Le, hahahaha, they all failed and were beaten to the ground. "Lyric:" No one can defeat metal music, metal music will give you a fatal shock, we defeated the enemy of metal music, we have no reason to continue... .. "Yes, metal live on!! Metal fans must have found resonance in this movie like me. I guess ozzy invested a lot of money for this movie.
In general, after watching this movie again I have to admire the Americans’ artistic imagination. There are also spoofs such as A Clockwork Orange and The Movie. In fact, there should be more guest appearances in Rockstar, which is disappointing...

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Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny quotes

  • JB: [narrating in song] A long-ass fuckin' time ago in a town called Kickapoo / There lived a humble family religious through and through / But yea there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do / His name was young JB and he refused to step in line / A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time / He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align...

    [young JB enters playing a guitar]

    Lil' JB: [singing] Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave / Then I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade / 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalye sing fuckaloo / And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too / Gotta get it on in the party zone / I gotsta shoot a load in party zone / Gotta lick a toad in the party zone / Gotta suck a choad in the party zone!

    [Jack's father takes him to his room and spanks him with his belt. A guitar riff is heard starting]

    Jack's Father: [singing] You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born? / Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more / This music that you've played for us comes from the depths of Hell / Rock 'n' roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel.

    [begins to tear down JB's rock 'n' roll posters]

    Jack's Father: You'll become a mindless puppet! Beelzebub will pull the strings! / Your heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring / You better shut your mouth, you better watch your tone / You're grounded for a week with no telephone / Don't let me hear ya cry, don't let me hear ya moan / You gotta praise the Lord when you're in my home!

    [Dad storms out, leaving only one poster: Ronnie James Dio]

    Lil' JB: [singing to the poster] Dio, can you hear me? I am lost and so alone / I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne? / I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock / My father thinks you're evil, but, man, he can suck a cock / Rock is not the Devil's work, it's magical and rad / I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad.

    [the poster comes to life]

    Ronnie James Dio: [singing] I hear you brave young Jables, you are hungry for the rock / But to learn the ancient methods, secret doors you must unlock / Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood / On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood / In the City of Fallen Angels, where the ocean meets the sand / You will form a strong alliance and the world's most awesome band / To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk / You will face your inner demons, now go my son and ROCK!

    [JB jumps out the window and runs away from home]

    JB: [narrating in song] So he bailed from fucking Kickapoo with hunger in his heart / And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art / But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart / Rock! / Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock / Rah-ha-ha-ha-ha...

    [babbles]

    JB: Rock!

  • Girl #2: Excuse me, are you gonna charge us for all the refills?

    Truck Stop Waitress: [sarcastically] No, you're so pretty you'll get everything for free.

    KG: That's a pretty good deal.