Classic lines - can you jump and say it?

Jovani 2022-04-20 09:02:25

In high school (in 1998), I spent 18 yuan to buy a VCD, half a week's pocket money...
It turned out that it was the Cantonese version... It was quite depressing, and later I spent 18 yuan to buy the Zhang Guo language version...

There was no fish ball either . It tastes like fish, but you added curry sauce to cover it up and wanted to make it into curry fish balls.
But it's naive to do this because you don't cook enough time, the curry tastes only on the surface and doesn't get into it at all, and the fish balls are watered down when you put them in the soup. A good curry fish ball, let you make it without fish taste and curry taste, fail!
The radishes have not been picked, too many tendons, and failed!
The pork rind was overcooked without biting the head, failure!
The pig's blood is rotten and sparse, and it will be scattered as soon as it is clipped. It is a failure of failure!
The worst part is the large intestine, which has not been cleaned at all, and there is still a lump of feces. Have you made a mistake, there is a piece of feces, hey, there is a piece of feces, have you seen it? Hey, there's shit!

This fish is like--it's like being contaminated by radiation. I feel like throwing up when I see it.
It's not that there are too many pieces of fish, it's superfluous. You, you are superfluous at all
. The lotus sparrow is one in a hundred, regardless of body and appearance, it is first-class.
That's right! Only with heart can you make the best dishes!

He is arrogant, but has a kind heart; he is humble, but he is admired by all people; he can use the fire that God has given to human beings to perfection, and he can cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. Is he the incarnation of a fairy? Or the messenger of hell? no one knows. But it is certain that everyone gave him a
title : food --- god. (This paragraph was badly used by us to hold people up, hehe) It

appears like a flower...

Can you jump and say it (our college classmates told the teacher like this when answering the teacher's question) I

haven't felt such a fresh and refined feeling for a long time,
Niuwan The freshness and the sweetness of the pee shrimp, the
taste is even better than that of the mouse spot,
It's more poetic than my first love.
It can be said to be looking up at the bright moon and looking down at my hometown.
Good poetry... good poetry... After I

ate it, my mind became a lot brighter.
After eating it, it's even more beautiful,
hehehe . After eating it, I became obviously taller and stronger, and my self-confidence returned to me. Ah,

love and righteousness are worth thousands of dollars. For the confidant, what is the regret of sacrifice,
for the baby, offer a piece of love.

But since it's said, that's fine. It's not an ugly thing. (whispering) Hmm~~~~~~ I'm so pissed off.
(Zhou Xingchi quickly jumped into a taxi, the car drifted and disappeared at the speed of light)

What is this? What is this, there is a feeling of sadness???
Why am I crying?
It's an onion. I put an onion in it
oh ~ It turned out to be an onion...

I came with the wind, went with the wind...

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  • Stephen Chow, The God of Cookery: Suck these cigarette butts and say, 'Very Delicious.'