My personal opinion, don't spray it.

Shaun 2022-04-22 07:01:54

How should I put it, I chose this film because of the name and the "tomb" in the introduction, but there are very few tomb robbery styles. After reading it bit by bit, I found that the spider is the best in the audience. Everyone, the protagonist and his party were expelled by spiders in various ways, and finally they were driven to the spider nest, but my mind was full of "meow meow?" Before spiders appeared so long and occupy so many times, they were often fed to their bosses? Of these people, I think the fat guy is doing okay, with a little laugh, but at other times, he looks embarrassed.
Among them, memories are forcibly inserted four times in the film. It is really forced. When the protagonist hears something or takes out his pocket watch, he begins to insert memories. Then I want to complain about the underground palace. I really see the protagonists walking around in all kinds of messes (the ground and walls, not because the time is too long, it is the rock wall), and the play says Xu Fu is looking for the elixir of life , As far as I know, Xu Fu was the imperial physician of Qin Shihuang, and then think about Qin Shihuang's tomb. In contrast, emmmm (well, let's get back to the topic)
I think it's strange for that little girl, especially when she finally vomited spiders, that It just feels indescribable. Then there is the big spider boss, who tore the leader spider in half and then killed himself, yes, was crushed to death. So there are so many spiders, it looks so powerful, but it burns out in a fire, the so-called Boss is still so weak (Are you here to be a clue, spiders? There are also Boss spiders, can't you jump, your spider silk? Even if people can be pulled away, can't you learn to learn Spider-Man? If it doesn't work, you can dance.)
Okay, this is the end of the rant

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Extended Reading
  • Lera 2022-03-09 08:01:25

    Familiar tomb survival, familiar immortality, familiar mix of Chinese and foreign, familiar "international team", the same bad movie routine

7 Guardians of the Tomb quotes

  • Jia: [in Chinese]

    [snottily]

    Jia: Neanderthal

    Jack Ridley: [in Chinese]

    [bluntly]

    Jack Ridley: Spoiled Princess

  • Mason: [sealing them in] You Gave Me Nothing But Hate

    [storms off]

    Mason: So Go Choke On It

    Mason: [having been bitten again] You Didn't Bother To Tell Me Spiders Like Those Can Swim