When my daughter was watching the trailer in the morning, I listened to the entire English dialogue, and I thought it was really Hollywood, so I bought the ticket without hesitation. That's a slightly nicer excuse for me to foolishly walk into the theater.
When the name of Dahe Pictures appeared on the screen, my brother was really confused. Later, as many as four film companies in succession were all pure-bred compatriots. But I was still in English all the time. The only reason I can see why I speak English in the opening subtitles is that there are really a few Australian cast members.
The general story of the movie is that Li Bingbing's younger brother strayed into the tomb of the First Emperor in the northwest (the words are so easy to enter, why hasn't the tomb been hollowed out by robbers?), and was bitten by a spider in it, and Li Bingbing organized a group to rescue the story. The process of forming a group is very trivial, so I won't talk about it, the screenwriter makes up random things, and the fireworks are arbitrary? The rescue convoy was walking in the open northwest, which looked like a desert. The sandstorm behind it was sweeping, but it was said that the methane and other gases leaked from the ground were still closely united and waiting to explode. Just fry it, I just want to ask the pyrotechnic master, how did you achieve the explosion effect like a pillar from the front to the back? Have you ever done dry directional blasting before? According to my sporadic photography knowledge, taking a macro lens to shoot a match head that has just been struck is more impactful than yours.
Biologist Li Bingbing is well versed in the habits of various poisonous snakes. Naturally, the web spider, which is said to be native to Australia, is well parsed, and its toxicity is second to none. The first big man fainted immediately after being stung, and needed two anti-venom serums to barely survive. But if the toxicity is so strong and there is not too much serum, then don't let others take risks in the future, right? But the writers don't! Another weak woman was bitten in many places. It is estimated that the director did not want to talk too much about this treatment and saving people. After the hasty treatment, the woman actually followed the east to hide in Tibet. In the end, she couldn't cross the cliff, and she still twisted and twisted for a few times before she could. Resolutely jumped into the sea of fire under the cliff.
What is the name of the leading Australian? Mason? After obtaining the elixir of elixir, he slipped away alone. The mausoleum thousands of years ago was as familiar as his own kang head. Knowing how many bottles to break can close the door and isolate the other team members.
Such a person can't have a good end, can he? Of course not, after a few minutes everyone found that he was tightly bound to the door by the spider's silk, and only a face was exposed to barely identify who it was. Everyone can't help teasing this dead body, but Li Bingbing's younger brother was wrapped in spider silk into a silkworm cocoon a few days ago. So after that, Mason didn't know why he broke free and shot one of them with the crossbow of the First Emperor's time, so there's nothing to complain about, right?
Li Bingbing is the roundworm in the belly of the first emperor who cultivated into an adult, right? Anyway, when I saw the clues in the tomb, I immediately sketched the scene two thousand years ago. But it turned out that these Australian spiders were the secret recipes found by Xu Fu, who went out to sea two thousand years ago to find the elixir, and they did indeed prolong life. Therefore, the ancient corpse that Li Bingbing's younger brother encountered at the beginning was determined to be more than 300 years old when he died. Although the corpse was made like a freshly boiled pig's head for the purpose of bluffing, it was still wet and shiny.
As a graduate of the radio major, seeing this is easy to be out of balance, I suspect that I went to a fake school. Because it is difficult for me to figure out how the GPS signal received in the deep underground palace can communicate smoothly with the monitoring mobile phone also underground. The screenwriter may also think it is nonsense, so he deliberately explained a few methods such as adding an antenna to the hole, but this method is still enough for modern IT dogs to break their heads and still can't get in.
When you are old, watching a movie will inevitably take a nap in the middle, but this movie does not have it, not at all! Brother kept his eyes wide open, trying to find even a reasonable shot.
Originally, I thought the film was for export to domestic sales, so the entire English dialogue is considered to be in line with the international market. But in our world, it's still awkward to watch "Dahe Pictures" communicate with old and young men across the country with Chinese subtitles. You are in an old house in the northwest of China. Even if you knock on the door in Mandarin, "Is there anyone?", no one will understand. Besides, as soon as you knock on the door, you will say "Anybody here?" "Gah?" back to you
It can't be said that this film is useless. Since Angelina Jolie made a stunning appearance in a tight vest in "Tomb Raider", the majority of otakus have all been wandering in Jolie's turbulent waves and can't extricate themselves. The only thing to watch in "Mystery Nest" is Li Bingbing's camisole, but unfortunately, she is slender and has insufficient space, so she has to lean forward in the cave where she can't even feel the top when she jumps up. It's a pity that lying on your stomach with the same chest elevation is too much against the law of gravity?
All in all, this is a good movie, and there is no urination in the whole process, for fear of missing the rational scenes in the movie if you take a few glances. Brother opened his eyes wide during the whole process, and he is still reminiscing about it, which plot is in line with the existing laws of nature? Looking for thunder in a silent place, you deserve to have "Mystery Nest"!
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