But a man can't be loved by a woman, so sorry I have to treat this film the same way I treat male creators.
There are three problems with this movie! There is no logic! There is no logic! Still no fucking, no logic!
The following may be spoilers, but as a story from beginning to end without any unexpected plot, it doesn't matter if it is not fully understood. (The swear words below are purely to highlight the pleasure of the language, just like "It's so fucking cool!", and not to attack anyone.) The opening of
Nüshu
is a set of scenes of writing Nüshu, and the opening is the key to setting the tone of the film. , I got two pieces of information at the time. First, Nüshu is the key information and clues of the film; secondly, the writing of Nüshu under the lamp by an old man (as seen from his hand) must be a very important paragraph in the story.
However, I was wrong, I overestimated the director's idea, because from the back story, I can't see any deep excavation and echo.
The use of an element must achieve irreplaceable effects! If the Nvshu in the film is replaced with ordinary text, the plot will not be affected at all. All the people who appear in the film need to understand the Nvshu. There is no explanation, and there is no textual analysis of the Nvshu.
Moreover, as a secret communication between women, Nvshu must meet the following logic, because woman A wants to tell woman B something, but it may be known by man C in the middle, so A and B use a language that C does not understand to communicate. But in the film, most of the exchanges between Li Bingbing and Jun Zhixian's Nvshu are actually hand-delivered? ? ? Director, what do you think? ? ?
Maybe the director thought of this, so there is a scene in which Li Bingbing with small feet promises to go to some temple to see Quan Zhixian who is not small enough, Li's mother-in-law told a servant to follow, and then Li nervously took a "secret fan" "I asked for the follower to be handed over to Jun Zhixian.
Immediately dance: Are you sick? It's not that you are not allowed to go, you won't give it yourself? Think again, did I hear it wrong before? Maybe. But then a thunderstorm made me scorched, Li actually asked his attendants to stay at the bridge, and he crossed the bridge to meet Quan! Then hand it over to Quan that secret fan! ! ! what's the situation? ! ! what's the situation? ! ! Director, what are you thinking about? ? ? ! ! ! Do you want to completely surpass the level of brain damage of dancing and secret objects in "Warring States", so that you can truly take off your pants and fart? ? ?
The two most deadly points about Nvshu are that there is no man in the whole fucking film who is curious about what these two women are writing! ! ! Is it necessary to write a female book? And in the whole film, no one stopped these two women from meeting! And judging from the movie, the two don't live far away! Is it necessary to write a female book? ? ?
Nushu is so fucking naive when you interpret it like this! ! !
Also, who is the hand of the old woman who writes the Nushu with a brush in the opening chapter? Which paragraph was written? Don't tell me it's just a demonstration of Nüshu as a folklore! Nothing to do with the plot! So, I ask: is this still a movie?
I don't want to talk about the character
Li Bingbing. I could see her lack of self-confidence when she turned around in the ward, and when she looked up after reading the letter, I knew what a routine is, what a prudent performance is, and what a performance without a soul is.
Quan Zhixian's role doesn't have many opportunities to show his acting skills, his face is very attractive, but in a shot with Li Bingbing, his body looks a bit MAN.
Wolverine... actually show love to a Korean who barely speaks Chinese by singing in broken Chinese. Director, you can either use Korean or all English. Although it is a very old-fashioned idea, once it is implemented, it must be implemented thoroughly. ! Don't be so unreliable, don't twist to death!
Jiang Wu, Uncle Jiang! Beard! Butcher! real man! But can you not use the catch when you are fighting? This kind of mother-in-law's trick is not something you can use!
The supporting characters in this film are the crappiest I've ever seen! none of them! The matchmaker's line! ! ! It made me feel like I was watching a student work in the theater! And the girl in the gallery, who performed all kinds of dullness, and the glasses boy who operated the Nushu input method glanced at the camera! ! !
About the language
The confusion of the language of this film is really a bit of a black cat sheriff vs. Transformers feeling.
Li Bingbing has a father who is an English teacher, so her English is very good since she was a child! So she taught Jun Zhixian, who can't speak Chinese but is also very good in English, to speak Chinese. I'm guessing that's probably the case.
1. The reason why Quan Zhixian became good friends with Li Bingbing is because other students are not good at English, so Li Bingbing will always play with her for the sake of Quan Zhixian, and never teach Quan Zhixian Chinese well, so Quan Zhixian still does not have it in the end. Learn Chinese well.
2. If Li Bingbing and Quan Zhixian speak English because Quan Zhixian represents South Korea, then Li Bingbing and Wu Junmei speak English and make a mess? Wu Junmei can't speak Chinese? Do you really represent the United States as a Chinese-American? This is not some kind of national sentiment, is it necessary? If you want to pretend internationally, you rely on film technology, not a few Chinese people standing in front of the camera and speaking fucking English! And if you want to speak in English, keep it low-key, you have to insert a sentence in the middle: I know that person is unreliable! To remind the audience that this is actually a Chinese film! Really satisfied! ! !
3. In the era of Little Feet, the two of them were in Hunan, and everyone spoke Mandarin. It didn't matter at all, but I don't know what was wrong with the director, so he had to arrange a character to speak Sichuan dialect in the back! You kill me! ! ! Are you trying to express that Jun Zhixian married from Hunan to Sichuan at that time? ? ? Why don't Quan Zhixian, Li Bingbing, etc. speak Hunan dialect? ? ? Did Li Bingbing in the Taiping Army say that his husband was coming to pick her up from Hunan to pick her up from Sichuan? ? ? In the end, did Jun Zhixian's daughter come to find Li Bingbing from Sichuan to Hunan? ? ?
I hope you can draw dragons, but drawing snakes is more than enough.
About the plot
1. Getting married is the origin of the movie, and the ceremony of getting married is made by a matchmaker talking about it like a priest. It looks like getting married. Can you have a new design? Of course, more important is the other absurd and bizarre incidents of the whole incident!
Is the first matchmaker to be a matchmaker or to introduce an old friend? Li Bingbing's perfect three-inch golden lotus should be unexpected for a matchmaker, but she just said that she needs to make an old friend, and Xiaoquan Zhixian came in as soon as she clapped her hands! What's the situation? ? ? And the lines can tell that a Xiaoquan Zhixian lives in a wealthy area, how can you say that he came in as soon as he clapped his hands? And just a child? Parents are not there? Or a child of a rich family? And when you come, you live in a poor house?
Logically speaking, in order to become an old friend, the poor should be looking for a family relationship so that they can match each other, so why should the rich become old friends? ? ? In order to let children go to poor families to experience life? ? ? These things are not solid, how to support the story after? ? ?
2. Jun Ji-hyun's college entrance examination was a stomachache accident? Did you give up on purpose? Deliberately giving up because of his father's death? Or do you want to go back to Korea in order to meet the conditions for failing to pass the exam? If Li Bingbing fills in his name so that Jun Ji-hyun can succeed in the college entrance examination and does not return to Korea, what does Jun Ji-hyun think? Director, do you have an explanation? Where can you find out?
In addition, during the college entrance examination, Li Bingbing's pen seems to be out of play, a pen and a pencil for a while, but the editing does not reflect the jump in time.
3. The so-called bell has to be tied to the bell. The aunt who speaks Sichuan dialect is the "little third" to alienate the two, so should she go to Li Bingbing and tell the truth in the end? How could you think it was a daughter? Snowflake Secret Fan! But in my opinion, the secret of Snowflake is known to everyone except Li Bingbing! And I didn't find out by reading the Nvshu on the fan, it was all said! Director, how do you do your homework? ? ?
4. This is my most indignant point! Do not seriously underestimate a man's IQ just because the director is a woman! Jun Ji-hyun wears a suit and goes into the bathroom and no one will recognize him? Are all the men bathing in it blind or all gay? Could it be that when Wolverine said you can only go to a men's bathhouse, it meant that this was really a gay hangout? Isn't his father gay? Besides, a "girl" doesn't take off his clothes in the locker room, and only worships his father in the locker, and no one knows?
Think about it, in a space full of naked men, talking about women, talking about dirty jokes, while a woman in a suit worships her dead dad in a locker! Director, do you dare to bring yourself into that scene?
In order to cover up the heavy taste brought by these abrupt designs, the director decided to do something to hide his ears, that is, to arrange the role of the bathhouse owner. From the beginning, he said that he was taking something his father forgot. What a big deal? I really don't know what Moji is about, but then went in and took the initiative to clear the scene? Why do you want to clear the field? ? ? And from the boss's performance to his lines, it's not obvious that he knew about using the locker for the father, but all these behaviors here without three hundred taels of silver prove that the boss seems to know this, if it is true Yes, then this boss is too goddamn righteous! Compared to Wolverine, it's a fart to sing a song! He is the character who paid the most for Jun Ji Hyun! ! !
5. Before watching the movie, I first heard rumors that it was a lala film, and then read the director's defense that it had nothing to do with homosexuality. I went to the theater under this premise.
In the second half of Wolverine's show of love, he explained that Li Bingbing was jealous, which led to the next quarrel between the two, and finally parted ways. If there is no homosexuality, then Li Bingbing eats Mao's vinegar?
If you want to say that this is a woman's emotion, you men don't understand, then I want to ask, what is the original intention of making a movie? It is to persuade others to let them experience a unique emotional experience. Or say something about yourself, and then love to watch it?
The friendship between women lies in the fact that they can perceive each other that men cannot, and women are uniquely sensitive.
Excuse me, is it in this movie? There is no emotional concern in a plot, only silly and mechanical efforts in action, how can it impress the audience?
About imagery
Women's sensibility is a powerful tool for dealing with imagery, but there are several imagery shots in the film, because the whole has no basic logic, no running through emotions, and when it appears, it does not make people feel as moved. And to be honest, the picture of two women with small feet embroidering on the balcony with modern Shanghai as the background, this kind of idea of an unknown age appears in today's movie, it's really embarrassing, and when the close-up of the two people appears, I feel Keep praying, don't look over, don't even smile! In a few seconds, the director told me with practical actions that this film is so unsurprising.
In the end
, don't take "this is a woman's" as an example. Mature works do not distinguish between men and women, regardless of boundaries. Only naive works will use circles to protect themselves.
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