From the fact that the 20 movie vouchers at the beginning of the year have not been used up, it can be seen that I am not a person who likes watching movies. Single dogs have no rights in theaters. What I wrote is some thoughts and complaints after watching the movie. It is very unprofessional, very weak, and very boring. Please ask for a fork, don't spray, especially the powder, I am very glassy.
OK, let's get down to business.
As a non-Beijing native born in Beijing - my parents are from the south - I have been in Hutongs and have eaten hundreds of restaurants for several years. I can understand Beijing dialect but can't speak it. I am familiar with the shadow, but also deliberately exaggerated.
At the beginning of the film, I sprayed it, the city management scene. Houhai, a fool can't see it, can he?
It is very unfortunate that my relatives have a former urban management practitioner, and I happen to live in Jiaodaokou. When the area was just emerging, I often walked through Ju'er Hutong to feel the extravagance of capitalism. Atmosphere, fantasies, when I get developed, I will buy a small western-style building in Ju'er or something - anyway, I'm still a little familiar with this place, so when I watch this scene, it's a play! Play! Great show!
Let's not talk about how many authentic Beijingers still live in Houhai, let's just talk about the city management captain played by Zhang Yi! In, Houhai! Caught without a photo! Also, a Beijing uncle, choke! When I got up, I laughed and twitched in my seat on the spot...
Ma Dan, I want to say that you have misunderstood the chengguan, everyone, not to mention the captain of the chengguan, a veteran team member with a little qualifications, who is not a battle-hardened veteran Old fried dough sticks, being slapped in the face by so many people as a hutong skewer, I'm so afraid~ It's still in the corner of Di'anmen, just my relatives and friends stay in the backcountry, the captain went out to patrol the street. , small business hawkers fled.
There are rules, but the rules are definitely not made by you old gun.
In the face of resistance, which idiot captain will go up by himself? What are the security guards doing, and what are the coordinators doing? Our official team members enforce the law in a civilized manner, and our official team members have to use recorders to collect evidence!
At first glance, they don't understand the rules, newcomer. There is also a balance between urban management and hawkers. You are good, you are sensible, and you stay at home when you should be out and when you shouldn’t. Why can’t I get along with you? Harmony can make money, right? Or how about the hawkers on the street will never be beaten? That's balance, that's the rule.
What is the role of Lao Pao'er in real life? He is the representative of the other party who represents the hawker and ZF to achieve this balance. Collect a little money, manage all parties, or the same sentence, qi makes money and qi makes money!
As a result, in this film, I have absolutely no idea what Xiaogang means. To show his loyalty? Or what? Just got into trouble with Zhang Yi... I really want to know how, brother, you managed to get to this age safely in this Sifang City.
Then Zhang Yi's role, if he can be the captain, he must have a good father - but if he has a good father, why should he be the city management captain? That is a lot of money. But just like him cowardly, the money spent will never come back.
And then they were still caught by the Silver Ingot Bridge without a license! No photo! Even if you catch a thief, it is more convincing than catching an unlicensed...
Not much to say, the street office in Houhai (I don't know if it is Guishichahai or Andingmen's street office╮(╯_╰)╭) is it? Would you sit back and watch the city officials go here to find faults? ZF also has annual tax tasks, okay?
I know I'm nitpicking... But why do you put so much emphasis on Houhai, director, that place is now the one-story district with the least taste of Beijing, or you are just like the Beijing college entrance examination questions in 2009, you are obsessed with a problem that no longer exists The "symbol of Beijing"?
As an aside, normal people, especially girls, don't take the urban management test unless you have a hole in your head.
You see, at the beginning, I vomited a small scene with a long speech, and now I suddenly lose my passion.
Let's talk about people, Xiaogang. A good director is also a good actor with 90 points. It's a pity that he performed the characters in the story after all. I don't dare to generalize, but the hutong uncles in my impression really don't seem to be like this. It is true that they are very sarcastic, and they are not pleasing to the eye, always looking like an angry old bird. But they will always know what to do and what to lose. The steelyard in their hearts is more delicate than the most precise instrument in the world. They are calm all their lives, they are reasonable all their lives, and they live in the world with a light-hearted attitude all their lives, and they often make their teeth itch, but so what? People live comfortably, if you are serious, you will lose. Xiaogang is trying his best to express this trait, but he seems to be contrived by exerting too much force. It's not his problem, and I can't tell whose problem it is.
Xu Qing. For her age, her figure is quite upright, and when I saw the black underwear and the big white breasts, I tsk tsk for a long time. In the film, I can't speak Beijing dialect. Baidu said "born in the courtyard of Beijing Foreign Affairs University". She and Xiaogang's "bed scene" watched the whole process = mouth = face, haha~ It's actually quite interesting, isn't it?
Zhang Hanyu. Uncle is my white moonlight cinnabar mole, even if he plays the domineering president of Tianlei drama, I will scream at Su Susu to lick the screen... The scene of the uncle stripping off his clothes and selling meat set off the first climax in the scene, oh oh and short Oil's voice comes and goes, everyone understands it. Unsatisfactory performance. The sound of the broadcast is too ecstasy, although it can be heard that it has been deliberately suppressed. I want to say, uncle, you can stand out as a gangster with your voice...
Speaking of the old gun's strength to speak, let alone, this movie is also Xiaogang.
There are also all kinds of handsome, not handsome... all kinds of uncles, all kinds of familiar but unnamed, uncle control to see, there will always be one suitable for you. The one with the beard is called Uncle Gong. It's really not enough to watch. Why did the director choose him among the many charming uncles.
Then there is the fresh meat combination Li Yifeng + Wu Yifan. It's okay for Wu Yifan to play a southerner, but listening to Li Yifeng say that Beijing movies are really crazy, and their scenes need a certain amount of concentration, self-hypnosis, and self-enhancing ability in order not to be too dramatic. When the two of them, and the four-eyed racing car, played against the big names, it was a tragedy. "Embarrassment" was written on the screen, but young people, take your time. By the way, Li Yifeng's nostrils and three white eyes, and Wu Yifan's chin are a little tragic when viewed on the big screen.
And then...TFBOYS...Well, the pure director has a hole in his head, the moment their faces appeared, the second wave of climax was set off in the venue...all kinds of... er, indescribable laughter, the handsome guy next to me directly fucked Out, of course a lady like me is not so vulgar, so she rolled her eyes in the dark. I thank Director Guan Hu for not giving them his lines, thank you sincerely! It's a shame the issuer lists their names in the starring roles!
Oh, by the way, is there Zhang Yishan in it? It's the roommate of Lao Pao'er's son. I saw it for a while before I recognized it. This baby is too thin and doesn't look good. Compared with the fresh meat combination, the acting skills are limited, and compared with Xiaogang, it is obviously not enough. Divergently think of Xiaoxue on Weibo two days ago, and now she is playing the beautiful beauty of the ancient puppet (don't blame it, don't slap in the face), I feel a little drunk.
I can’t write anymore. The boss came to Lao Pao’er to save his son. He worked all the way and tossed all the way. Finally, with the help of various gods and pig teammates, he also involved the transfer of government officials’ assets. Once = mouth = face I thought this film was the main theme and told us that anti-corruption and upholding integrity should start with me waiting for the P-people, but it came back abruptly.
I'm too lazy to make expressions.
And then later. Lao Pao'er is inexplicably heartbroken, he and BOBBY - the English name translation here must be liked, laughing - inexplicably reconciled, the middle-aged and elderly uncles are inexplicably passionate, and the uncharismatic Uncle Gong is inexplicably provocative You are a bullshit, Wu Yifan was inexplicably shedding tears ← I was about to be mad at this scene. Then it ended inexplicably, let me take it slow...
Fortunately, in the end, the handsome uncle Zhang Hanyu made up for my broken heart.
It's a pity that it's the old stalk of BOBBY raising birds and the young BOBBY holding DADDY's finger. I thought about it when I saw it before, okay, the director is looking for something new, the director, I misread you.
In the end, the 200 yuan stalk of begging a girl is so old-fashioned that you don't want to roll your eyes. It's like teaching bad children, the director, you know, in fact, they are all liars.
It's finished, it's not finished, but I can't write anymore. In short, this is a work that I can watch with the exchange coupon and can be evaluated as a return ticket, even if the theater staff charged me an additional 5 yuan in cash on the grounds of Christmas Eve.
But if I'm going to spend the full price, I'm going to die.
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