Who Moved Superman's Underpants - Watch the Director's Unofficial Explanation of the Film's Slots

Jaylon 2022-04-23 07:01:11

The following is a transcript of a conversation between Superman and director Zack Snyder, taken from WikiLeaks. (Superman: S Zach Snyder: z)

(1)

s: Why no panties anymore?
z: Oh. . . It's Jiang Zis
: What sauce is sauce, no underwear, what do my neighbors think of me, how do my colleagues in the unit think of me, how many fans do you know? How can you keep me on earth?
z: Calm down, underwear is just an appearance, we should pay attention to its metaphysical connotation. Just like the red scarf, red underwear is an honor that is stained with blood. The acquisition of this honor requires a period of arduous education and learning, and Superman is no exception. This episode mainly shows you the great transformation from confusion to firm conversion to human nature, and finally choosing to accept the shackles of the human moral system willingly.
s:. . . (After a quarter of the stick of incense) The sequel has underwear to wear?!
z: A must.

(2)

s: You called for a fancy dress.
z: what's wrong.
s: Kill him.
z: ze, don't make trouble.
s: Look at the scene of the oil field explosion, I'll go, that guy isn't Superman, can that guy be Superman? A hairy face, a hairy body, is it Wolverine? !
z: Oh. . . Scientifically speaking, that hair cannot be removed!
s: Huh? . . .
z: Think about it, when you bravely held up the steel frame of the oilfield, the fire was still burning, and the heat waves of thousands of degrees rushed to your body one after another, but you are a superman, you are not afraid! Is that right?
s: That's right.
z: Your super hairy, it also has no fear. . .
s:. . .

(3)

s: You called for the costume.
z: what's wrong?
s: Kill him.
z: ze, making trouble again.
s: Made me dirty, smelly, like a truck driver, completely ruined my neat and elegant image! Although I came from the countryside, I am not that much of a peasant, right?
z: Oh. . . In theory, before you go to Planet Daily, you are self-employed, that is, blind flow, and blue-collar workers are not as good! The shape is still realistic.
s: Sister Fu, with my IQ and ability, why do I have to do those jobs?
z: Education is not equal to ability, ability is not equal to position, you know!
s:. . .

(4)

s: You called the action director
z: What's the matter?
s: Kill him.
z: ze, still making trouble.
s: He is too much. My Superman has always been sunny and friendly, handled it with care, and won't hurt flowers and plants; if you do something strange, the ashes will disappear when you are talking and laughing. This is my STYLE! Look now. . .
z: All right?
s: When someone throws water on me, I smash his car.
z: He still touches the girl pp.
s: Fighting with the nemesis people, looking for a place with many people and many rooms, it's like a forced demolition.
z: They are all dilapidated houses.
s: As soon as I take off, the dust is thrown up, and I told Louis to stay away. Where is my elegant air dance?
z: Young and frivolous!
s: And the reconnaissance plane that was following me, it cost more than ten million dollars, and it was directly destroyed!
z: You have no concept of money, it's like shit.
s:. . . you are vicious. Then why did I kill, Zod! In full view! Not killing is the principle of my superman brand, the absolute bottom line!
z:. . . There are no underwear yet, let's not talk about the bottom line!

(5)

s: You called General Black.
z: What's the trouble?
s: You said that I am a superman with a broad mind and should belong to the people of the world. Why should I guarantee that I will never betray the United States?
z:. . . The more national, the more global.
s: Clark is American, but Superman is not! I made a decision!
z: Think about it, if there is no clear nationality, the consequences will be very serious!
s: what will happen?
z: You will soon be Korean, Superman Smecta.
s:. . .

(6)

s: You called Louise.
z: You are not together?
s: Don't pretend, I mean Louise from the last episode.
z: Oh. . . Needless to say, we are all men, and I can understand how you feel.
s:. . .
z: Now that the US economy is in a downturn, once the funds for the sequel Chinese are in place, I will immediately exchange Louise back, oh!
s: Is it reliable? ! !
z: Exactly! ! !

(7)

s: You called my dad.
z: The way his old man's education is really tragic, but. . .
s: I want to apologize to him!
z:? ? ?
s: An old man, in order to save the life of a dog, can sacrifice himself without hesitation. What kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of great interstellarism! He does so. . .
z: In order to cover up your identity, he is really good medicine and bitter.
s: No! His real intention is to tell me: an earth person can sacrifice his life for the dog; and as a nemesis superman, I should ignore the strange eyes of the crowd, ignore the pressure of youth growth, and save without hesitation.” Raised me up and taught me to speak." Earth-daddy of his closest relatives.
z: That's right!
s: But my brain was short-circuited at that time, I was really inferior to anyone! ! !
z:. . .

(8)

s: Fortunately, I still understood my father's intentions. . .
z: Bah!
s: Dry hair?
z: The first time Louis tested you, your identity was all exposed, right?
s:. . . It doesn't matter.
z: She's a tabloid reporter. Your dad is dead for nothing.
s: How could it be? Although the death of the old man didn't teach me to hide my identity, it brought my trust and love to human beings!
z: Bullshit!
s: Heaven and earth conscience!
z: What did you say to the priest before you turned yourself in? - "I'm not sure if humans are trustworthy either"! , isn't that what you said?
s:. . . Dad, I'm sorry for you!

(9)

s: You called my father.
z: still called?
s: My father.
die: You see you're an adult now, I'm your dad, Carl!
s: I'll go, look, look, he's like this again, I'm completely powerless to complain about him!
z:. . .

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    The first night I saw the premiere in Nanning, it was so boring. Apart from flying around, the whole film only exploded.

Man of Steel quotes

  • General Zod: Your son, Lara, where have you sent him?

    Lara Lor-Van: His name is Kal, son of El. And he is forever beyond your reach.

  • Father Leone: What's on your mind?

    Clark Kent: I don't know where to start.

    Father Leone: Wherever you want.

    Clark Kent: That ship that appeared last night, I'm the one they're looking for.

    Father Leone: [swallows nervously] Do you know... why they want you?

    Clark Kent: No, but this General Zod... even if I surrender, there's no guarantee he'll keep his word. But if there's a chance I can save Earth by turning myself in, shouldn't I take it?

    Father Leone: What does your gut tell you?

    Clark Kent: Zod can't be trusted. The problem is, I'm not sure the people of Earth can be either.

    [walks away]

    Father Leone: Sometimes, you have to take a leap of faith first. The trust part comes later.