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On the development of science and technology, the harm of mobile phones and the importance of protecting the environment
Marcella 2022-11-03 22:40:25
The villain Warrent in the White House arguing about the deal made the back and the voice alluding to Obama. Warrant wants to avoid the destruction of the earth's environment by reducing human beings, and wants to be a savior. Harry was controlled by Warrant's sim card to kill everyone in the church, and then was shot in the head by Warrant. Iger discovered that Arthur, the head of the secret service, was also an accomplice of Warrant, and had a chip implanted in his neck. Arthur asked Iger to drink and wanted to poison him, but he secretly mixed it and poisoned himself. The female classmate Roxanne used a hydrogen balloon to the atmosphere and used a missile to blow up one of Warrant's satellites. The plan to exterminate most of the human beings through the sim card was delayed, but just when Warrant wanted to use someone else's satellite to reconnect, instructor Merlin used The sim card on Arthur's neck made the heads of Warrant's accomplices explode, and the sim card was still connected, and the mobile phone let humans kill each other. Iger killed Warrant and his knives-footed female minions and saved all mankind. The Swedish princess who was captured by Valente said you saved the human race and we can play ass. Then he actually fucked the princess asshole. Nice popcorn movie. I want to know what happened to Obama and other American leaders. Did they all get headshots?
Extended Reading
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Beulah 2021-10-20 18:59:33
In fact, watching the trailer of this movie more than a dozen times in the theater before made me feel bored with this movie. As a result, I went to see it today and found that the feature film and the trailer are not the same thing at all, in a good way. And unexpectedly violent and bloody... The best shot of the whole film: fireworks.
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Martina 2021-10-20 18:59:33
It can be seen that if Valentine succeeds, only the people of my country, North Korea, Cuba and other countries will survive. It is impossible for free sim cards to be issued in our country.
Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes
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[Arthur grabs a poison fountain pen]
Arthur: Can you guess...
[pulls the pen clip back]
Arthur: ... what this is?
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I don't have to. Harry showed me. You click it, I die. I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.
Arthur: Bravo.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Valentine won you over, somehow.
Arthur: Once he explained, I understood.
[Flashback to Arthur's meeting with Valentine]
Valentine: When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. Planet Earth works the same way: Global warming is the fever, mankind is the virus. We're making our planet sick. A cull is our only hope. If we don't reduce our population ourselves, there's only one of two ways this can go: The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host. Either way...
[Back to Eggsy and Arthur's conversation]
Arthur: The result is the same: The virus dies.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself.
Arthur: Well if we don't do something, nature will. Sometimes, a culling is the only way to ensure that the species survives. And history will see Valentine as the man who saved humanity from extinction.
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he? All his rich mates, they get to live. And then when he thinks it's worth saving, he keeps them safe, whether they agree with him or not.
Arthur: And you, Eggsy. In Harry's honor, I am inviting you to be part of a new world. It's time to make your decision.
[Long pause]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I'd rather be with Harry. Thanks.
Arthur: So be it.
[Arthur points the fountain pen and engages the poison. After a few seconds, nothing happens to Eggsy. Arthur suddenly convulses]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: The problem with us common types is, that we are light-fingered. Kingsman's taught me a lot, but sleight of hand...
[Flashback shows Eggsy swapping glasses while Arthur is not looking]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I had that done already.
Arthur: You dirty... little fucking prick...
[Arthur slumps to his death. Eggsy then takes the pen and cuts open the scar behind Arthur's ear to extract the transponder]
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[Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]
Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?
Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.
Valentine: Give me the mic.
[Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]
Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?
[Crowd says no]
Valentine: Is God the bad guy?
[Crowd says no]
Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?
[Crowd says no]
Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!
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