Amateur superheroes are popular right now

Nickolas 2022-04-20 09:01:05

A mentally retarded, based on a pure and great mind, turned himself into a Batman who was beaten everywhere, and went to the streets to fight crime every day after get off work. Since it is a part-time job and is often beaten, this hero is very hard. The end, of course, is that the amateur hero wins the press as well as the beauty. The movie is called Defendor.

An adolescent loser, most likely because of boredom, got a set of outfits from the Internet while masturbating while looking at pictures of tits, and dressed himself up like a can of Mountain Dew. Because the hero is too amateur, hospitalization is inevitable, so the real crime-fighting work is done by the father and daughter in the film. Of course, they are both quasi-professionals. Their value pursuits are different, but because of the same great heart, they end up dealing with the same bad guy. The end, of course, is that the amateur hero ends up winning the press as well as the beauty. The movie is called Kick Ass.

"Defendor" is a bit boring, and the cost of the film is probably very low. The most expensive part may be that the film has graffiti on an entire wall. You know, it takes a lot of cans of spray paint.
"Kick Ass" follows a routine that can't be more vulgar. The only creative idea of ​​the whole film is that the hero first dresses himself up like a can of drink, and finally he drives a modified Gatling gun and cuts himself from a can of drink. Become Iron Man again. It is worth mentioning that the fighting scenes are all great, especially the one where the father's warehouse fights, but I like the scene where the little girl enters the hall the most, which is full of tribute. Quentin? Rodriguez? You'll understand when you hear that whistle.

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  • Elouise 2021-10-20 18:58:51

    Little Lolita and the soundtrack are very good, but I feel a little bit pitiful to see Lolita playing alone. The self-deprecation in the first half is much more fun than the second half, and the second half is still the practice of superheroes to save the world. Especially in the end, don't mention how cliche it is. Another story about the "green devil son" avenging his father and depravity is coming. This combination of red and green is very good. What I didn't understand is that little Lolita brought so many grenades, so why didn't they use any one?

  • Jade 2022-03-23 09:01:07

    So cute Hit Girl! ! ! ! ! ! Give her 3 stars! !

Kick-Ass quotes

  • Dave Lizewski: That's not me, by the way. That's some Armenian dude with a history of mental health problems. Who am I? I'm kick ass!

    [six months earlier]

    Dave Lizewski: That's me. Back before any of this crazy shit happened. I guess I'm the last person you'd expect to become a superhero. I'm not saying there was anything wrong with me, but there was nothing special, either. I wasn't into sports, I wasn't a mathlete or a hardcore gamer. I didn't have a piercing, or an eating disorder, or 3000 friends on MySpace. My only superpower was being invisible to girls. And out of my friends, man, I wasn't even the funny one. Like most people my age, I just existed.

  • [last lines]

    Frank D'Amico: God I wish I had a son like you... time for the family reunion!