Quotations

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I am just God incarnate. Your pubic hair is well cut, it's all made into a runway! A good family movie usually begins with a brutal murder. Self-confidence is not innate, you need to create it yourself. It is an eagle, and it should soar into the sky. "This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen...I don't know what it is." "My IUD." I want our baby to have a first name, not a last name. The word "family" has always been a dirty word for me. Men are destined to be like their fathers. Children make us better. You smell like sauerkraut in the warm rain, like hot urine soaked garbage, like the fart of a dog that ate cat poop, like the smell left on the sofa cushions by that dead fat Rush Limbaugh after his period. "If you want to be a professional killer, you have to learn to use a mop before you learn to use a gun." "I don't understand the similarity between these two things." "The similarity is that I can stab either of them into you. I'll kill you in the ass!" Pain makes us recognize ourselves. You can't really live without touching the edge of death. You are here because deep down you know you are not fit to leave. The wicked who are healed by my hands will be blessed. Rules are meant to be broken! Become a hero in just a few minutes. I only fight for what is right. The first thing I did after leaving here was to burn the principal alive and take a selfie with his charred body. I stole that guard's pen and hid it in the fabled prison purse (asshole). What is your super power? Cultural appropriation? This story doesn't end with us driving into the sunset. Don't try to kill me, I can't even kill myself. Are you from the future? So let me ask you three questions: 1. Is accent echo still popular? 2. Will people still make wine at home? 3. Has Dofind found true love? The sissy plays the accent echo! You are so dark! Are you from the DC Universe? "As an alien, how can you help us?" "Basically, I'm better than you at every point." "I hope to find a planet full of rice buckets and idiots who are worse than me in everything. , and go there and be their superman." "Canada isn't it?" "What superpowers do you have?" "I'm lucky." I don't have superpowers, but I have both type I and type II diabetes. First, I'm going to bend something, something that shouldn't be bent. I don't know much about this guy called Cable, but I can guarantee that his kills are far worse than Melanoma! "I want to go home." "I also want McDonald's to sell pork chops year round!" Never underestimate bearded men. I was going to ask who you are, but unfortunately you are going to die soon. It's always been a dream of mine to see my face reflected on your helmet as you rush to kill me. There are no hopeless children. He looks like this now, like giving birth to a baby with an anus and then giving up halfway. The time-travelling equipment I use, the longer it travels, the harder it is to control. And I only have two energy boards, one for coming in and one for going back. "How long does it take to save someone's soul?" "I only give you 30 seconds." I won't give up on you, and you won't give up on that boy. Only best friends can tackle pedophiles together. A child should not carry such a powerful force. After 00 is the most difficult to understand. It feels so good to be the bad guy once! Judge people by character, not skin color. Come on, hold one, pelvis to pelvis, big head to big head, small head to small head. What do you get when you have eight feet of chrome, a little courage, a small cup of luck, a little racism, a spill of diabetes, and a cart full of super terminal cancer? The answer is "family".

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Deadpool 2 quotes

  • [Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears]

    Deadpool: I made mistakes! I wanna take them back! You trusted me. I took that trust... and turned it into a glory hole in an airport bathroom. The one in Minneapolis. You know the one.

    [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]

    Deadpool: But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! I was once an X-Man!

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Trainee!

    [Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. Deadpool turns around and picks up the container]

    Deadpool: You're still using my Velcro labels. Aw.

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: They do stick better than tape.

    Yukio: [waving at Deadpool] Hi Wade!

    Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Please don't.

    Colossus: Say whatever it is you're here to say. Make it quick.

    Deadpool: Right. Quick. It's the kid. Just like you, I let him down. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut!

    [gasps]

    Deadpool: The Juggernaut! Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever-

    [looks at Yukio]

    Deadpool: And hi Yukio! That was really nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back. You guys make a super cute couple. Yeah. Where was I?

    [looks back at Colossus]

    Deadpool: Oh, yeah. You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like most dicks, he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems! Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I know you can!

    Colossus: Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? I would be disgraced. You are a criminal, a fugitive. But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade.

    Deadpool: Then, you know what? Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! So stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on!

  • [Deadpool carries baby Hitler]

    Deadpool: That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, gosh. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus, which... which would make sense, wouldn't it? Yeah.

    [places baby Hitler on weighing scale]

    Deadpool: I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. He loves killing kids.