I thought that the reason why Chinese films are bad is because many films were made mainly for money laundering, but I didn't expect that the financial supervision in the United States is so bad!
I thought "Jianghu Envue Lu" was a wonderful work in the history of bad films, but I didn't expect that I could see such a masterpiece in my lifetime!
I thought it was only now that the film made by Yimou Kaige made people laugh, but I didn't expect that Americans with thick eyebrows and big eyes would betray the revolution!
The ability of the director and screenwriter to control the script is too strong. Every time the good and the evil confront each other, the plot needs a few people from both good and evil sides. It's like Ultraman fights little monsters. The monsters always arrive one by one in a proper manner, and they deliver one every night at 6:30. When the house is to be demolished, the director's house must be demolished first! But, at least, we also know that Ultraman kung fu is bigger than little monsters, and this film has no concept of strength or weakness at all. Sister Caroline has developed dozens of spells, responsible for different functions, and did not explain the user's strength and strength. physical limitations. Well, it's all a world war, so why don't Awanda (request for life) come, Awanda (request for life) go, what are you going to do to "remove your weapons"! Even if you don't go up to make up a guy besides weapons, it's just an insult! To yourself and to your opponent! In the fierce war in the film, I suddenly had an illusion, as if I was watching the nostalgic section of the movie channel at home, a domestic movie in the 1980s, the good guys and the bad guys were holding pistols, and everyone was hiding behind the trees. Shot in the tree! It seemed that the other party was the target reporter of the shooting range. Until the director said: If there is death, then there is death.
The appearance of the two sides is always very exciting. The good people usually use various means of transportation to fly into the sky, while the bad people are just black smoke! No wonder Voldemort's organization is so cohesive, because they all distribute transportation. However, this caused me to get terrified every time the villain appeared, and then wanted to jump up and shout - big brother! You are filming Journey to the West!
I will endure! Movie tickets are very expensive now. The plot is reaching a climax...
Speaking of which, Harry Potter is hiding in the very safe house of Ron's house (a prairie, and there is only a monster-shaped high-rise building standing there, I really don't understand where this is low-key, okay? , I will assume that the grassland and the monster-shaped house next to it are needed to set up a shielding enchantment). Then the bad guys found out. Voldemort solemnly held the 3rd Plenary Session of the 15th Central Committee, carefully selected fighters, solemnly swore an oath and set off on a solemn expedition! There is no doubt about the strength of this golden team. It means to Voldemort what the Guards were to Sparta, the Knights Templar to the Crusaders, and the Republican Guard to Saddam. But look what they've done! Strength has an absolute advantage, knowing the exact location of the enemy, and still attacking, as a result...
if there is a cockroach in your cupboard, you will grab a slipper, creep up slowly, and kill it all at once; or pull it up Chainsaw, straightened the impact drill, picked up the hammer and shouted the number and rushed to the cupboard. If your answer is the second, congratulations, you can be a director. This golden team (I'm not mistaken, it's "only"!) did just that! So Harry and his party fled without any suspense. Well, I was wrong, there really is a safe house there! But why why! Harry, who had just escaped, unexpectedly encountered an insignificant search team. The search team was to Voldemort what the slave army was to the Yinshang, the archers were to the heavily armored Middle World, and the cavalry was to World War II. But but! Harry and his party were caught by the search team without any suspense. Uncle Director, Aunt Caroline, what are you trying to say!
It is said that Harry and his party were caught, the golden team, the garbage search team, the weak and the strong, the Harry and his party, the Three Kingdoms War. In the chaos, a powerful magician was stabbed to death by a knife—yes, just like the result of the KTV brawl reported in the local station "Case Focus". When the magician died, his eyes were wide open, and he looked at the knife in disbelief. He must be thinking: "Damn! I would have gone to practice swords if I knew it earlier!"
Alas, the director was not brave enough! An entire Western Cowboy's fast-shooting shooter who hasn't swept the Ministry of Magic. I have never been afraid to speculate further with the greatest malice:
what if the whole Terminator... I was a Muggle! I have a kitchen knife!
Although movie tickets are expensive, my patience is limited!
However, luckily it didn't go away. Just as there is always darkness before dawn and a bear market before a bull market. The most heart-wrenching scene in this film appeared at the end! It is estimated that the director suddenly woke up and realized the seriousness of the box office. For the sake of the box office, he really dared to do anything... In
the end, everyone knew it, yes ! Harry and Hermione...the plot is so blunt that I can't even remember why they did it? It seems to be in Ron's imagination... The director who was exhausted of inspiration probably just wanted to find a stream of consciousness novel, but unfortunately he didn't find Joyce's, and took Wei Hui's by mistake.
It is said that every Hollywood classic is remade by an adult film group to make an adult version.
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