Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Miles Morales: [sneaking into Alchemax] So how do we retrace Peter's steps?

Peter B. Parker: That's a good question. What would I do if I were me?

[thinking for a moment]

Peter B. Parker: Got it.

[montage]

Peter B. Parker: Step one: I infiltrate the lab. Two: find the head scientist's computer.

Miles Morales: That lady with the bike is the head scientist. I saw her in this documentary at school.

Peter B. Parker: Cool. Step three: I re-examine my personal biases. Step four: I hack the computer.

Miles Morales: It's not technically hacking.

Peter B. Parker: Not now. I just lost my train of thought. Step five: download the important stuff. I'll know it when I see it. Step six: I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.

Miles Morales: [the montage ends] So, what am I doing?

Peter B. Parker: [stretching] Uh, step seven: you stay here. You're lookout. Very important.

Miles Morales: Look, man, you gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I'm not gonna be able to help.

Peter B. Parker: [swinging away] Watch and learn, kid. I'll quiz you later!

Peter B. Parker: I love this burger. So delicious. Mm. One of the best burgers I've ever had. In my universe, this place closed six years ago. Mm. I don't know why. I really don't. Mm!

[a chef brings the check]

Peter B. Parker: You have money, right? I'm not very liquid right now.