The Mummy1 classic The Mummy2 sequel to the classic The Mummy3 destroys the classic

Nannie 2022-04-21 09:01:12

First of all, I want to talk about The Mummy3, the Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor that tarnished the Mummy series.
Smear 1: The dog's tail continues the mink. The Mummy1 and 2 are both perfect works of love and justice. Whether it is Immorton and Ansuna's 3,000-year-old love to the death, or O'Connor and Evelyn's perfect and happy family marriage, which one is worthy of the word "unswerving". And the friendship between the Taoist nun and General Ming in the tomb of the Dragon Emperor happened inexplicably. A loyal general stole the woman the boss liked. It was unbelievable. This was a mistake in the plot; The Taoist girl is a little too old. At first glance, I thought she was a "mother-in-law", but I really didn't expect such a half-old lady to be able to act in love scenes.
Discredit 2: The plot makes no sense. The whole movie is to prevent "Dragon Emperor" from resurrecting, lest he rule the world. The Dragon Emperor here does not have to think about it to know that it is the Qin Shihuang who unified the seven countries two thousand years ago and was tyrannical again and again. Here I would like to ask how a group of barbarians with knives and crossbows can be compared with our hot weapons today and still dominate the world. This is completely different from the army of Anubis in The Mummy 2. Anubis is a god, and no matter how powerful you are, you are also a person. Besides, the soldiers of Anubis are all tall and mighty, only beheading Only then can they kill them. In other words, modern biological and chemical weapons, aircraft cannons are not very effective against them, and it is a world of difference from your Ying Zheng's group of mud.
Discredit 3: Distorting my Chinese culture. Even if Ying Zheng had the help of a warlock, he could go up to the sky and enter the earth, and he could change endlessly. He was a real dragon, but your dragon couldn't have three heads, with wings on both sides, a pile of snake scales on the whole body, and no dragon scales at all. Obviously, the director has not yet distinguished the difference between the dragon from the west and the dragon from the east.
Discredit 4: The plot is outrageous enough. When Shion recited the mantra in front of him, he used Sanskrit, how could he read it in English? Oh my god, those grievances are definitely "returnees", otherwise they would have "drifted" across the ocean during the reform and opening up, and they have been dead for two thousand years without forgetting to learn a new culture.
All in all, the only saving grace of this film is that it makes the Chinese audience laugh out loud, and by the way, let us satirize the dead brains of the Americans who can't tell the difference between east, west and northwest.

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Extended Reading
  • Meredith 2022-03-22 09:01:09

    It was the first time I saw a non-Chinese-language original soundtrack on a long-distance bus. Although I couldn't watch the movie and got motion sickness when I was in the car, I couldn't help but take a few glances. It was a bit attractive at first, and I wanted to download it and watch it again when I came back, but at the end I felt stupid. How could such a powerful wizard not even protect the resurrected mummy lover in the end?

  • Jaylen 2022-04-23 07:01:08

    It's good-looking, except that Immorton's mummy is a little funny, and the rest are scary and pee-free. I like it rewatching it now.

The Mummy quotes

  • Beni: As long as I serve him, I am immune.

    Rick: Immune from what?

    Beni: [in Hungarian] Filthy animal.

    Rick: What did you say?

    Beni: I don't wanna tell you. You'll just hurt me some more.

  • Rick: Let me get this straight. They ripped out your guts and they stuffed them in jars?

    Evelyn: And then they take out your heart as well. Oh, and you know how they took out your brains?

    Jonathan: Evy, I don't think we need to know this.

    Evelyn: They take a sharp, red-hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.

    Rick: Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

    Evelyn: It's called mummification. You'll be dead when they do this.

    Rick: For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.

    Jonathan: Likewise.