Was looking forward to it and was disappointed

General 2022-04-19 09:01:15

Be prepared to fall asleep watching this movie.

An inexplicable fairy tale work by a ghost director.
As a Chinese you may not understand.

Neuroticism is the keynote, the stream of consciousness is all over the place, and
there isn't a single thing that strikes me as cute,
neurotic, neurotic, a bunch of neurotic.

My dear DEPP,
Edward stopped cutting his hair and became a master hat maker.
You also opened your round eyes and tried to be innocent,
but why did you use the word "attempt" now,
when you could shed tears for Edward's eyes.

Why is the unbearable struggle between you two factions, the Red Queen and the White Queen, forced
into this incomparably wonderful dream of Alice.

My forever Edward Depp, it
is a sin to be defiled.

Also, I despise the translation.
Don't you feel embarrassed that the subtitles of a blockbuster movie are on this level?

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Alice in Wonderland quotes

  • Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [Stayne sees Alice] And who is this lovely creature?

    The Red Queen: Um, my new favourite.

    Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] What is your name?

    The Red Queen: Um.

    Stayne - Knave of Hearts: [to Alice] I believe your name has slipped the Queen's mind.

    The Red Queen: Her name is Um, IDIOT!

  • The Mad Hatter: When that day comes I shall futterwacken... vigorously.