I just want the scene, the scene

Krystina 2022-04-19 09:01:16

In fact, from the point of watching movies, you can see that I am unbearable. I often only have one requirement for movies, which is scene, scene, scene. So, in 2011, my personal favorite movie was "Fast and the Furious" 5. After Justin Lin shot the first few series that were pretty good (of course not all directed by him), he finally got the hang of it and knew how to use these If you can't impress anyone with those, you can simply use an iron house that has been dragged with sparks to sweep the entire block. Looking back on the big scenes in the history of movies, I don't know if this one can be ranked ninth, but it is undoubtedly one that is unforgettable.

Looking back at Deformation 3, it is also a bit of a return to the basics. Before watching it, an old American colleague warned me that the clues of this film are very fucking stupid. But in any case, I was relieved after hearing him say that stunts are still good. After all, I am facing a beautiful woman, and I will never mention that she failed in junior high school physics; or if you like intellectual women, then you are married to an experimenter Don't complain about her incomprehension after the room killer. People can't ask for too much, although the movies that I have buried in the deepest part of my heart will always belong to Schindler's List and Cinema Paradise, which constantly remind me that the eternal pain and ugliness or beauty in my life will always belong to the past. A movie that's gone forever, but every time I search the movie theater catalog, I ask only one thing from a movie, at least most movies: it looks good.

And it is undoubtedly beautiful to change to three, almost two full hours of beating, smashing and looting, what earthlings and aliens are floating clouds, what ideals and beliefs are all bullshit, only a donkey or a horse pulled out for a walk to know, After all, no matter how ideal and lofty you are, if it is obvious that the entire building that collapsed is a cheap paper model, then the film is a failure. And these, you basically can't see in the change three, what you see is the excellence in countless details. From the beginning to the end, perhaps as many people have discovered, the shoes of the female pig with the sausage mouth still have time to change pair after pair of shoes in the flash of life.

But when you see a swarm of ospreys floating over a dying Chicago like a swarm of black vultures, your heart will undoubtedly tighten and speed up, making you forget that this is a cartoon adapted from a children's cartoon that continues to lure adults. Human toys. After watching it, I heard many local middle school students (Singapore students watch movies at half price, so you always ask these children to grab seats in the first week of a popular movie release, if you are not careful, you will find that the seats announced on the Internet are all sold Their bookings are full) chanting Michael Bay's name. It seems that these children, like me, are a group of authentic special effects parties.

Of course, this film has obvious shortcomings, the biggest flaw is the female pig. I think even Sister Furong's face is three points better than this one. Her face can only be compared to Sister Feng, and her face is brutal enough to rival the traditional Nazi image. What's more, its stature is half to a skull higher than that of a male pig. At the end of the whole play, there is a scene where the female pig runs towards the male pig. At that moment, my heart tensed, because I imagined that the next scene must be the cliché of the female pig picking up the male pig and then kissing passionately. In comparison, the small and cute male pig is a bit too tragic. The result was good, the female pig jumped into the arms of the male pig, but the female pig's legs were hooked up pitifully, because in comparison, the male pig was too small. It's as ironic as a black she-bear throwing herself into the arms of her lover, a poor skinny male monkey.

But even then, whether you liked the movie or not, I think it's worth the six and fifty cents you paid for it.

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Transformers: Dark of the Moon quotes

  • [Wheelie and Brains sabotage the Decepticon ship]

    Wheelie: We had a nice run, Brains...

  • [Dino transforms in front of an Eastern patrol]

    Dino: [draws his blades] On the ground, per favore. And stay there!