It stimulates the horror and burns the brain and goes up - the cabin in the woods

Herminio 2022-04-22 07:01:03

This is the first time I watched a horror movie type. It was really hot. The most exciting thing for me was the character setting of the five protagonists, especially the setting between the heroine, the big-breasted girl, and the big smoker. The scientists set them up as follows: the heroine is a virgin, the big breasted girl is a slut, and the big smoker is a fool. But later, as the story went on, I found out that Big Smoke is really smart, but he is a virgin. Although the heroine had sex with the professor once, she is not a slut, but the big breasted girl is a fool I'm pretty sure of this. There are many, many funny things in this movie: for example, Big Smoke is a joke and always says some funny things. When the heroine and the scholar are kissing on the sofa, Big Smoke walks over and says smugly. One sentence: he had an erection. I literally died laughing when I saw this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha When Big Smoke was pulled out of the window by the monster, he took something (supposedly a big smoking gun) in his hand. Later, when he saw the knife in the monster's hand, he was stunned. And the scientist who really wanted to see the sacrificer killed by the mermaid finally got his wish and saw the mermaid, but the one who died was himself. When he saw the mermaid appear in his field of vision, he couldn't help but say something Fuck, I just think that good fortune messes with people or something. I also forgot the rest of the funny parts, so I don't want to talk about it, I think Big Yan is really a bright spot. ! ! Big Smoke is here! ! Then kill the monster! ! I still don't understand why Big Yan is still alive. When he was killed by zombies, there was a scene of blood splattering between the shadows of the two.

Let's talk about the scene of the monster killing. When the big-breasted woman and the sportsman applauded for love in the forest, the big-breasted woman suddenly screamed, which startled me, but I found it quite exciting. Later, when the hostess and the scholar were in the car, the scholar was saying very touching words to the hostess, but before the words were spoken, they were giggling. I felt very surprised. Although I hardly watch horror movies, I still know , In this kind of plot, the smart male protagonist and the smart female protagonist run away and fight the boss together after swearing each other. The plot is novel and unique.

Let's talk about the movie, other than the plot. The blood plasma in the movie is quite fake, at least in my eyes, I think so, and then there is also horror, but not very scary, because there are still many funny things in this film. This film is especially suitable for girls who want to watch horror movies but are afraid to watch them. Just avoid the scene where the heroine is in the cellar and is shocked by the photo, and when Brother Big Smoke and the heroine are in the elevator, they suddenly The scenes of the monster cage that appeared in front of him were nothing to fear. Finally blowing this film is really great! ! ! ! !

The writing is not very good, the above words are all from personal experience! !

Finally, I attached a beautiful picture of the heroine. This scene really blew me up

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Extended Reading
  • Carmine 2021-10-20 19:00:40

    A cult work dedicated to all fans of horror movies. While satirizing the clichés of horror movies, while satirizing the perverted psychology of watching horror movies. However, there are still many areas worthy of improvement in the film. The most creepy part of the whole film is the kiss with the fake wolf's head at the beginning, which is many times more horrible than the bloody spectacle that broke out at the end.

  • Amelie 2022-03-22 09:01:11

    Not only did it use humorous jokes to mock and deconstruct the killing horror film, the whole story also metaphors the process of the screenwriter and director creating the horror film; in the end, the film successfully completed the subversion. All over again. And now you can find a few horror movies that don't know what will happen next? This alone is worth five-star praise. [It is recommended to stay away from spoilers for vomiting blood]

The Cabin in the Woods quotes

  • Marty: [after discovering a hidden camera] Oh, my God. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burnout.

  • Marty: Statistical fact. Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they... and he will bind them... with ancient logics.