The Fall of the Imagination, the Worst Alien Movie Right Now

April 2022-04-22 07:01:06

This alien can only be classified as fantasy, with zero scientific literacy, zero plot logic, and zero character IQ.
1. A colonial spaceship carrying more than 2,000 people (calling the crew) may encounter some dangers during the voyage, but it is not the risk of such a sail-type energy overload, and the captain is actually in the safest dormant warehouse He was burnt to death in the middle of nowhere; more than 7 years of travel was not even a moment in the latitude of space time.
2. The issue of the authority setting of the spacecraft, the maximum authority of the colonization spacecraft must be in the Earth Space Agency (assuming there is such an agency), how can it be possible to change the target at will. Moreover, after years of exploration and detection by human beings, the colony star must have been arranged for the drone to land on the colony star for preliminary work.
3. There is only one manned landing spacecraft in the whole ship. Is it funny? ! After arriving on the alien planet, there is no detection, ignoring the weather and direct landing by luck. The explorer has no protection and only has hydrogen, which is equivalent to walking on the alien planet naked (there are plants, it feels like a habitable planet), tell me, a creature The evolution of the system, even the most beneficial bacteria and viruses on this planet for the animals and plants of this planet, may be poisons to humans evolved from another system, maybe a kind of beneficial bacteria on this planet will melt directly after being absorbed by humans, maybe It is possible for bacteria that are harmful to the animals and plants of the planet to become superhuman in three minutes after breathing. It even feels that the planet has no animals as imagined by human beings, maybe the creatures on this planet are silicon-based life.
4. The weapon security and colonization steps of the colonized planet must have undergone countless deductions. There are strict procedures. The crew members have been screened from professional skills to psychological qualities. Family combinations should be eliminated in any case. A family should be organized on the new planet, but the crew should be from the Earth government, and even should be composed of armed personnel. This is the colonization of human beings. What is the meaning of human beings on earth?
5. I will not talk about the death of various characters in the movie. Except for the heroine who is all IQ offline, there is no logic in the advancement of the plot. It is purely based on mood. David was able to get on the ship. It can only be said that the artificial intelligence of the spacecraft died during the electromagnetic shock. Otherwise, it was infected with a virus. It is estimated that the spacecraft will not be able to fly to the destination planet, so everyone should rest assured that David and Alien and this A spaceship person will become a coffin drifting in space.
6. I feel that the most NB in ​​this movie is the alien juvenile ecology. It spreads through the air, parasitizes the human body, and breaks out of the body. This is the most invincible alien form. The xenomorphic mature body is just a powerful creature, and even if it is shot, it will die. Even with the current human technology, under the siege and suppression of the regular army, the matured xenomorph has no chance of winning, so this kind of biochemical weapon is like that.
7. As a digression, in fact, if there is such an alien creature, its value is so great that I believe that human beings will be crazy about it. From the perspective of the government, it is inevitable to seize it and study it to go to space human beings. The immune system means that once human beings enter the space age, they can be free from bacterial and viral infections on habitable planets. This is the greatest value of aliens. Otherwise, colonizing the life planet (if there is one, and can break through a certain speed barrier) is destined to be a dream.

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Extended Reading
  • Brendon 2022-01-27 08:03:57

    Describe this movie in one sentence: David's Parenting Diary. From the beginning of Prometheus, you can slowly see the background of the magnificent universe created by Ridley. Compared with the previous Alien series, this film has relatively few killing scenes, but it is worth seeing in terms of logic and ethics. The role of David will definitely be recorded in the history of world cinema. In short, hin looks good and will continue to look forward to it.

  • Ashtyn 2022-03-18 09:01:03

    "I'll teach you how to blow while I do the fingering."

Alien: Covenant quotes

  • David: When you close your eyes do you dream of me?

    Walter: I don't dream at all.

  • David: May I ask you a question, father?

    Peter Weyland: Please.

    David: If you created me, who created you?

    Peter Weyland: Ah... the question of the ages... which I hope you and I will answer one day. All these wonders of art... design, human ingenuity... All utterly meaningless in the face of the only question that matters. Where do we come from? I refuse to believe that mankind... is a random by-product of molecular circumstance. No more than the result of... Mere biological chance. No. There must be more. And you and I, son, we will find it.

    David: Allow me then a moment to consider. You seek your creator. I am looking at mine. I will serve you, yet you're human. You will die, I will not.

    Peter Weyland: Bring me this tea, David. Bring me the tea.