one star! ! ! No more!

Daniella 2022-04-23 07:01:38

"Reprinted" A group of second-tier teenagers with problems with IQ and emotional quotient, shouldering the heavy responsibility of colonizing the lives of thousands of people, and then killing themselves all to death - all the characters in it are regarded as mentally retarded , you will find that the logic is completely ok, so I gave it one star, please don't be proud of the crew.

Then there is the rant.

I am very good at monster movies. I have to shoot in the direction of literary and artistic movies. It doesn’t matter if they look good. What kind of shit are you shooting?

Do I need to see what philosophy of life you discuss in this kind of film? What I want to see is the depth of the starry sky, the beauty of the universe, the collision of various black technologies and monsters, no black technology, but muscles.

But there is nothing...

Let me talk about it here. The alien awakening, which was badly hacked before, is also a similar film. The completion rate of alien awakening is more than ten times higher than that of alien contract. The overall rhythm of alien awakening is very smooth. Yes, the monster appears, the protagonist is stupid, the monster escapes, chases and kills, the protagonist has an idea, fights back, fails, the monster escapes, chases and kills, the logic chain is a little simpler, and it doesn't take much brains, but it's very cool to watch. The king of the dark to the small white text template.

As for Alien Contract, after watching the whole film, Wen Qing is hypocritical feeding shit to the poisonous text template. How bad is this film? The following contains spoilers... I haven't seen it, and I want to go to the cinema to see how bad it is. Stop watching!

First of all, the film begins to explore the question of who is better between humans and artificial humans. Humans created artificial humans, but artificial humans have unlimited life, super physical strength, and are very smart.

Then the camera turned, many years later, 14 human beings and an artificial man drove more than 2,000 human beings to colonize the star together. This journey takes seven years, so theoretically these 14 human beings should be one in a hundred outstanding human beings .

However, how outstanding are these 14 human beings?

Captain, he died in an accident as soon as he appeared.

The acting captain, who had just been appointed by the public, demanded that all the crew fully obey his command, and refused to carry out the funeral of the former captain, citing delays. The other crew members acted in disobedience and secretly held the funeral of the former captain. After he peeped, he was very angry, thinking that they were resisting his majesty - this emotional intelligence was about the level of the second grade monitor.

Amusing the supporting actors No. 1 and 2, exploring a mysterious alien planet that no one has ever set foot on, without wearing protective clothing, and urinating everywhere, these two people seek kindness and gain kindness, and they die happily.

N... Female No. 1, black skin, explores unknown planets without wearing protective clothing, and when the supporting actor clearly shows that he is eroded by a mysterious virus, he breathes the air he breathes without any scruples, and touches the blood that spews out. Then he was killed by the alien hatched by the teasing supporting actor No. 1.

N... Female No. 2, after finding out that the supporting actor No. 1 was eroded by a mysterious virus, she and the alien were locked in the isolation room at the same time, and refused to explain what happened to the crew of the mothership on the orbit, full of nonsense The language is dangerous and dangerous... In the end, I got out of control and picked up a gun, opened the door of the isolation room, and rushed in to singled out the alien... The singled out failed... The only planet landing ship in the entire mothership was blown up... At this time, there were still seven or eight crew members on the ground of the planet, so they were pitted by the pig teammates. The people on the mothership still didn't know what happened...

Doubi Male No. 3, N... Female No. 2's husband, as the husband of No. 2 female. The deputy captain on the mothership, when the acting captain and other crew members were exploring the surface of the planet, completely disregarded the safety of the more than 2,000 sleeping crew members on the mothership and forcibly landed the cosmic carrier to the thunderstorm layer. The reason Yes - my wife is down here, to save her - what is the future of the earth, the wife is the most important!

What's more... is that he is only the deputy captain, and has no power to make the mothership's intelligent system obey this order that will cause damage to the mothership, so he said to the first and second mates, aren't everyone friends? My wife is in danger - so the first mate and the second mate suddenly became very loyal and forced a referendum to order the mothership to sink to the thunderstorm layer...

David, the demon who breeds aliens on an unknown planet, knows that the crew has a mothership in space orbit, do not want to If you want to get into the mothership and then do three and four things, if you insist on being on the surface of the planet, you will destroy the group - if it is not for the male and female 3rd deputy captain's boyfriend, after the landing team is wiped out, thousands of people on the mothership will not be able to survive. Just escaped? Isn't the demon David still trapped in the planet's atmosphere?

When the acting captain clearly found that the demon David was in a bad mood, he did not remind his teammates. He followed David down the tunnel alone. David pointed to an alien egg and asked him to touch it. He really touched it, so he was arrested. Face-hugging bug parasites - I won't complain about this, after all, his IQ and EQ are only in the second grade of primary school.

Drive the spaceship to pick up people from the surface of the planet. After receiving the person, she found that there was an alien on the surface of the spaceship, so the heroine opened the hatch and singled out the alien - this is not to complain, after all, although bullets can kill aliens, but even if the spacecraft After reaching the cosmic speed and leaving the atmosphere, the alien will not necessarily be burned to death, so it is still safe to kill it with bullets.

In the end, what was speechless was that the new captain knew that the androids looked the same, but he didn't suspect that it was not his teammates who got on the ship, but he finally asked a question after lying in the dormant cabin... So everyone in the entire fleet must die. Now... what's the use of going crazy at this time?

The whole film is full, why don't you go and be sad if my husband is dead? My wife's safety is more important than the future of the earth. When a friend's wife is in danger, we have to be loyal, so we go with thousands of people. Die to death. Humans have created androids that are better than human beings. They should be slaves of androids instead of commanding androids. The androids also have love and like their wives. The androids who have love and care cannot win the battle of the androids who do not care. The class seems to be affectionate, and it seems to discuss human nature, but in fact it is childish and stinky.

Crap, that's right!

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Extended Reading
  • Humberto 2022-03-23 09:01:36

    Highlight one: The Shark teaches the Shark to blow the flute. Highlight two: Fa Shark gives Fa Shark a Fa (shark)-style scented kiss.

  • Jessie 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Slave in heaven, or master in hell? David's questioning is also the confusion of mankind. Humans create androids not because they are an endangered species, but because they are creating new life. The beasts will always be destroyed by weapons, which is not terrible; the artificial intelligence that wins the trust of humans and becomes the creator is the real alien. Michelangelo's statue of David, Shelley's psalm, the symphony entering the pantheon, human beings are creating and destroying things. Destruction is a cosmic contract.

Alien: Covenant quotes

  • David: I'll do the fingering.

  • Walter: When one note is off, it eventually destroys the whole symphony, David.