Just look at it, not my cup of tea

Clifford 2022-04-19 09:01:22

I have always been a good movie audience, and neither Wuji nor Golden Armor thought it was too ugly. So this film, I will not give it "worse" anymore, it's okay to give it a stunt. In retrospect, I'd rather watch Get Smart again at this price.

After watching:
1. The actors are too ugly and their characters are not cute. The murloc's eyes are scary, and he often pinches the orchid fingers; Hellboy has always been like that since he was a child; the fire-breathing girl's head looks like Aaron Kwok in the period of "I love you forever"; the steel covering the airbag The hood doesn't look too high-tech. Anyway, it's just a piece of clothing, so it can't be fashionable, modern? As for the white-faced princes and princesses, only murlocs can look at them... I won't say anything about the rest. Why do humans paint all elves and monsters other than humans as ugly

... . In terms of the political direction of the whole play, the most selfless ones in my opinion are the princess and the princess' father. When the fire-breathing girl chooses, the god of death asks her "The world or him", and people say "he" without hesitation; the murlocs take the gold flakes and go to the prince to save the princess, regardless of whether human beings are destroyed or not; Hellboy doesn't even care about the organization, he comes out when he says he is out of the closet, and he beats up if he says he hits someone... Look at the princess' father, he has such a large army, and he lives in an underground tunnel... …

3. The plot is a little too hilarious. The princess had long known that she had such a close relationship with her brother, so when his father wanted to kill her brother, wouldn't it mean that she was going to die? In the end, her brother used her to coerce the murlocs, but in fact, if her brother killed her, wouldn't it amount to suicide? And Hellboy obviously couldn't beat her brother before, and his chest was pierced brightly, so why did he beat her after grabbing the crown? Her father knew that the crown was so troublesome, and it was very hard to find a fire-breathing girl? Hey...

In short, this film is just for watching, let's wash and sleep. If you buy a disc, you will be so bored that you will not take it out and watch it a second time while sitting at home gnawing on your fingers...

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Extended Reading
  • Marlene 2022-03-24 09:01:20

    "I am not a child but a tumor"

  • Arnold 2021-10-20 19:03:01

    Don't know why i just like it

Hellboy II: The Golden Army quotes

  • Hellboy: Come on, Abe! What are these things?

    Abe Sapien: Carcharadon Carcharias.

    Hellboy: English, English.

    Abe Sapien: They're, um... tooth fairies.

    Hellboy: Ha!

    Abe Sapien: No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs... But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies."

    Liz Sherman: Bet you they don't leave money, either.

  • Liz Sherman: Over seventy guests reported. There are no survivors?

    Hellboy: Same story here, babe.

    Liz Sherman: Don't call me "babe."

    Hellboy: *Abe!* I said Abe! Wrong channel...