Horror movies over an hour and a half are all bullshit

Claudine 2022-04-22 07:01:07

The director is gauze, and good subject matter is wasted. Sincere.

This film can spit to death.

Lens Tucao:

This kind of shock doesn't have the scary feeling of half a dime. okay? H-mirror setting, meet yourself.

The lens complains: slowing into counseling is not exciting enough. Boring, your tmd is not a literary film.

Plot: The whole film took too long to introduce the characters, and the dialogue was not interesting at all. The characters are boring, the frightened mother, the teasing father, the unhappy son, the rebellious daughter who plays with her mobile phone.

People almost forget that this is a horror movie and not a family ethics drama.

Shots: The cap coincidence setting is interesting.

Brain Hole: Have you ever wondered what happened to the coincidences you encountered in your life?

Lens: Big boss who doesn't know what to say, is this someone who sneaked out? why you why.

Shot: What happened to the 11:11 you encountered?

Plot:

When the heroine held back her two children and made soy sauce, the heroine finally confided her feelings and said stupid things like she wanted to go home, and she finally worried about such words.

Then the horror element variety show appeared. You can see that this tmd is actually your own.

Everyone has seen the clone movie, even if you haven't seen it, you have seen Jet Li's sci-fi movie, the endless episode of killing yourself.

This shit was pulled out and played.

Shot: The thief was funny, called the police, and said it became fuc the police

Plot:

I originally thought that the opponent was very strong, but as a result, this sister is one at a time, so this opponent is not competitive at all, and it is not enough to watch as a horror movie.

Plot:

This paragraph directly blinded me. First, I painted the other party's face, but just after I didn't touch the other party's face, I changed it back and painted my own face, what? To paint her own face, she must be performing performance art, or at this moment, Mankel Jackson is possessed and she decides to blacken herself with political correctness.

Plot: "Home Alone" has been regarded as a stalk, which is really a bit heartbreaking. Really old.

Plot:

This finger snap kid doesn't know what to do? This maternity halo heroine has become the most nonsensical existence. Are you going to get out of the car and blow up the plane?

Then the stalk that imitated and burned himself to death was a bit too much. Even a three-year-old child couldn't be so stupid to hurt himself so much.

Seeing such a black hole in the plot makes people think, as a horror film, what is the purpose of adding such a non-horrifying plot?

Plot: Hand in hand, heart to heart, live together in the global village. I said all kinds of murders of your guts. What do you mean by burying yourself in the water and showing your head in a protest march?

Plot:

I just wanted to say that the creation of different-dimensional spaces is very exciting.

But it's such a good and easy way to get on and off, why do you love the underground so much, is it a group of zombie hip-hop heroes? Those who are bitter and hated, who can change their lives by turning left when they go out, have to struggle in the dark like this.

Plot:

The people who set up the dark world control the people on the ground, and the soul is shared. If the underground people are all non-physical performances, if the people on the ground travel by car or skateboard.

All I can think of is a zombie man. He was ground to death. As for the traces behind him, it was left to Miike or Quentin.

Because it is too horrible to see, I don't want to say more.

Even if you have a scene similar to this, I respect you as a horror film, but Nima has to make that kind of funny action in the back, even a song and dance blockbuster.

I'm dying laughing at the female anti-personality.

I make up seven paragraphs in one hour.

Shot: After the female anti tricks, she mocks herself by whistling.

The biggest ridicule is at the back, and it is also the most buggy place in the whole film.

Plot:

The female counter has long been replaced.

Who thought of this idiot setting, ok, I admit that this setting is wonderful, but he is an idiot.

The two-hour horror film and the unnecessary explanation of the characters in the first half were added. But it's not that simple

Above and below ground people are interchangeable.

The fact that the underground world will make people lose their original memories.

ps Please don't tell me that a screenwriter who wastes such a good theme still needs to make a tmd sequel under the premise of restoring the memory of the big boss and realizing the big plan. If this is the case, I will be crazy.

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  • Velda 2022-03-20 09:01:33

    2.5 / It is exactly the kind of movie that "looks good in every aspect", a kind of mechanical or even hollowness of the director's control and the overall sense of the work exposed by the all-round excellence. The director may be more interested in the concept game that he has turned upside down rather than being far from integrating a substantial story situation.

  • Curtis 2022-03-22 09:01:34

    As far as horror films are concerned, the atmosphere is great, the unknown horror is humorous, and the humor is bloody, the story is exquisite and complete, and the flipping is also good. In terms of meaning, it is also very rich, about society, about class... As for who "we" are, remember that the co-writer said at the SXSW premiere: This movie is actually about our country, about ourselves, too much At that time, we are all afraid of others, afraid that they will kill us or take our jobs. What I want to say is that these demons are our own faces, and the evil is actually ourselves.

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    Red: How it must have been to grow up with the sky. To feel the sun, the wind, the trees. But your people took it for granted. We're human too, you know. Eyes, teeth, hands, blood. Exactly like you. And yet, it was humans that built this place. I believe they figured out how to make a copy of the body, but not the soul. The soul remains one, shared by two. They created the Tethered so they could use them to control the ones above. Like puppets. But they failed and they abandoned the Tethered. For generations, the Tethered continued without direction. They all went mad down here. And then, there was us. You remember? We were born special. God brought us together that night. I never stop thinking about you. How things could have been. How you could have taken me with you. Years after we met, the miracle happened. That's when I saw God and he showed me my path. You felt it, too. The end of our dance, the Tethered saw that I was different, that I would deliver them from this misery. I found my faith and I begin to prepare. It took years to plan. Everything had to be perfect. I didn't just need to kill you. I needed to make a statement that the whole world would see. It's our time now. Our time up there. And to think, if it weren't for you, I never would have danced at all.

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    Gabe Wilson: Hold on. It's just a family. You scared of a family?

    Jason Wilson: ...A boogie man's family.