A Million Ways to Die in the West positive reviews
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Linnie 2022-03-21 09:01:38
The role of NPH in it was hard at the end, but the shadow of UNCLE BARNEY was so heartwarming, it was too funny to poop with a hat hahaha. Charlize Theron is very beautiful, and it's a spoof with "chrysanthemum" flowers. The male protagonist speaks very fast but articulates clearly, always thinking of dictation -_-|||
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Dolores 2022-04-22 07:01:06
There are good jokes, and there are plots that are too disgusting, vulgar and retarded.
A Million Ways to Die in the West quotes
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Barn Dance Comedian: I tell you, folks, this telegraph machine, that thing is nuts. I mean, sure it's faster than the Pony Express, but what good is it if you can't send a picture of your dick?
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Albert: You're going home every night to your girlfriend who loves you, you're having sex with her...
Edward: Uh, no. Ruth and I have... we've never done that.
Albert: What do you mean you never... you never had sex with Ruth?
Edward: Yeah, n-no. Yeah.
Albert: Wait, doesn't she have sex with like ten guys every day at the whorehouse?
Edward: On a slow day, yeah.
Albert: But you guys have never had sex?
Edward: No. No, Ruth wants to wait till we get married. You know, she's a Christian and so am I and we wanna save ourselves for our wedding night.
Albert: Edward, have you... have you ever had sex with anyone?
Edward: Well, there was some stuff with my uncle but that was, you know, it's really hard to remember all that stuff.