Alan Partridge movie plot
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Police Officer: [reading from transcript of radio conversation] 01:00 Partridge: I wish this was abroad because it would make a brilliant 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Farrell: What's 'Banged Up Abroad'?
Police Officer: Partridge: You don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'?
Police Officer: Farrell: No
Police Officer: Partridge: Everyone knows 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Farrell: I don't, what is 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Partridge: You seriously don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'? You have to be shitting me
Police Officer: Farrell: I've never even heard of 'Banged Up Abroad'
Policewoman: Just get to the bit where they stop saying 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Sidekick Simon: I once banged up a broad
Police Officer: Partridge: That's the best you've got, even with a gun to your head?
Policewoman: He's got a gun to his head?
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Alan Partridge: I would've taken it off sooner, but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of Norfolk's most sun-tanned child... just passed his details on to the social services...