Central Intelligence movie plot
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Calvin Joyner: Let's go.
Bob Stone: Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet. This whole thing will be over in a jiff.
Thugged Out: Hey, how about this? Why don't you and your boyfriend apologize to Big Rick here and then go jerk each other off in the parking lot?
Calvin Joyner: That's, that's a lot...
Bob Stone: Yeah. You're right, CJ. That's a lot of homophobia coming out of a very angry man. You need to go get that looked at by a trained professional. But, since you have escalated this whole scenario by bringing what I can only assume is an unlicensed firearm into this public place, endangering the lives of all these innocent people, I can no longer, in good conscience, walk away and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.
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Calvin Joyner: Are you familiar with Facebook?
Agent Pamela Harris: We surveil it.
Calvin Joyner: He sent me a friend request. That, that, that's how this whole thing started.
Agent Pamela Harris: And you accepted?
Calvin Joyner: Oh, stop. Don't do that. Don't do that to me. Don't do that. You give me a second. Okay? Don't, don't, don't fire back like that. Fir-fir-first of all, fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right? Now, I accepted because it was Facebook. And it's rude when you don't accept it and I don't know if the person on the other end can see me not accept it. That's why I accepted.