Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant movie plot
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant quotes
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Darren Shan: So big bad old Crepsley became a vampire 'cause he got dumped?
[laughs]
Darren Shan: Have you ever been "dumped?"
Darren Shan: [losing some of his amusement] Yeah.
Darren Shan: Then perhaps you should be more sympathetic.
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Steve: [at Darren's funeral] Darren, I hate you so much for leaving me here with these... idiots.
[presses his cell phone into Darren's hands, but then notices the vampire marks on Darren's fingertips]
Steve: [with mounting anger] Darren. Hey, Shan! ASSWIPE, ARE YOU IN THERE?