Click movie plot
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Donna Newman: Don't get mad at Peanut just because he found your Twinkie stash.
Michael Newman: Who's Peanut? Where's Sundance?
Donna Newman: [whispers] Don't mention Sundance! The kids just stopped crying.
Michael Newman: About what? Why? What happened?
[Donna looks at him confused, then Michael realizes that Sundance has died]
Michael Newman: He died?
[starts to cry]
Michael Newman: Oh no, no, oh no, the stupid idiot and soft fur.
Donna Newman: [to the kids] Daddy held it in so long.
Michael Newman: He was the best dog!
Donna Newman: And now he's letting himself feel it.
Michael Newman: [crying] One night when the duck's head was off, he tried to hump my leg, and I didn't let him, and I should've! And I'm sorry! What an idiot.
Donna Newman: It's okay.
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[In the far future, Michael is confronted with kids that don't respect him anymore, a wife that has moved on without him and the breaking point - the treehouse that he had started building for the kids years ago remains unfinished]
Michael Newman: No. No. Ten years, you're not finished yet?
[screaming into the heavens]
Michael Newman: Morty! Why did you do this to me?
Morty: [suddenly appearing] You did this to yourself, Michael.
Michael Newman: No. No, I didn't wanna waste all that time. I didn't wanna lose Donna!
Morty: The remote goes by your behavior. Every time there was a conflict between work and home, work won!
Michael Newman: No, not true!
Morty: Lie to your wife! Lie to yourself. But you cannot lie to the remote. The remote is lie-proof, so you can't change what already happened. But you're still a young man. A young, fat man. You could win Donna back.
Michael Newman: So that's what I'll do.
Morty: Go for it, tubbs.