Death Proof evaluation action
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Zoë: If he lets us take it out on our own, I want to play ship's mast.
Kim: Oh HELL no! There ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast.
Zoë: For Christ Sake's, Kim...
Kim: Don't blaspheme!
Zoë: Sorry...
Kim: Now, what did you say after the last time?
Zoë: I know what I said.
Kim: What did you say?
Zoë: I know I said we shouldn't do this again.
Kim: No, you didn't say we shouldn't, you said we ain't EVER gonna do that again!
Zoë: Yeah, but...
Kim: But my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play ship's mast again, but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now, to not only refuse, but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary. Now, did you or did you not say that?
Zoë: Well...
Kim: No, no no no, answer the question mother fucker, did you or did you not say that?
Zoë: Yes, I said that, however...
Kim: Whatever with your however.
Zoë: I know I said it, and I know I meant it.
Kim: Damn skippy you meant it!
Zoë: But when I said it, I didn't mean in America.
Kim: Oh, nigga please!
Zoë: Really, I meant we should never play ship's mast again in New Zealand or in Australia.
Kim: You are such a liar!
Zoë: Look, I know what I said when I said it. But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America. And when I said it, if had I known that I was gonna come to America and have the chance to play ship's mast on a fucking Vanishing Point Challenger, I would have added a however. Right?
Kim: Okay, oddly enough, I actually understood that, however, just because you've talked yourself into some stupid shit, doesn't mean I'm out of my Goddamned mind. You need two people to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing.
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Zoë: I'll be your best friend!
Kim: I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth.
Zoë: I'll crack your back.
Kim: You'll crack it anyway.
Zoë: Well, of course I'll crack it anyway. But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back cracking slave. Whenever you want it, you got it, you don't even have to ask for it. You just order me to do it, just be like, "bitch, get over here and get busy!"
Kim: You crack my back, you give me foot massages, and after a shower, you put moisturizer on my butt.
Zoë: Deal.