Easy A movie plot
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Rosemary: What's going on, honey? Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend?
Olive Penderghast: Oh, it's nothing. Just the rumor mill.
Rosemary: What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?
Olive Penderghast: You know, not really. Not really. Its a little low on grist.
Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.
Olive Penderghast: Only by marriage.
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Olive Penderghast: I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was?
Pastor: It's not a good thing.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell...
Pastor: Oh, the Christian church recognizes the existence of Hell.
Olive Penderghast: OK, so we'll just say there's a "Hell"...
Pastor: There is. Just so we're clear.
Olive Penderghast: OK, but for argument's sake...
Pastor: No, there's no argument, it's there. Right below our feet. Right above the Orient.