The Chumscrubber movie plot
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Dr. Bill Stiffle: Dean, a young life was taken - and from the moment it happened, you ignored it like it was nothing! You didn't even tell any of the adults there at the party, could you explain that?
Dean Stiffle: I just didn't think that you guys would...
Dr. Bill Stiffle: What?
Dean Stiffle: Care!
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Dr. Bill Stiffle: Dean, I know that Troy was your best friend.
Dean Stiffle: Actually, we weren't really friends. We hung out sometimes, that's all.
Dr. Bill Stiffle: Did you have a better friend than him?
Dean Stiffle: ...I don't really have any friends dad, you know that.
Dr. Bill Stiffle: Right, so strictly speaking, Troy was your best friend. And how do you feel about the suicide of *your* best friend? In the world?
Dean Stiffle: Real shitty.
Dr. Bill Stiffle: Come on, son. Make an effort for me?
Dean Stiffle: Dad, I told you before, I'm not all broken up about it! And I'm supposed to be? I'm just not.
Dr. Bill Stiffle: You're really not?
[Dean falls silent as Bill pulls out his notebook]
Dean Stiffle: ...No. Sorry, I...
Dr. Bill Stiffle: [Bill starts to write in his notebook] No, no. I understand how someone might respond like that.
Dean Stiffle: ...What are you writing? Dad, I thought we were just talking man-to-man, here...
Dr. Bill Stiffle: Just one second.
Dean Stiffle: Dad, if you write about me again in another one of your stupid books - I'm going to kill you.
Dr. Bill Stiffle: [Bill stops writing] Stupid? There are several major book chains around this country, that would disagree with you on that point.
Dean Stiffle: Alright, dad...
Dr. Bill Stiffle: The Happy Accident alone is going to pay your college tuition!
Dean Stiffle: Alright!
Dr. Bill Stiffle: Fine... Now let me ask you this, Dean. Mrs. Johnson suspects that Troy might have been selling drugs to some of the kids at school.
Dean Stiffle: Yeah?
Dr. Bill Stiffle: How do you feel about that?
Dean Stiffle: I feel that it must have been unfulfilling for him.
Dr. Bill Stiffle: That's very interesting. Why do you say that?
Dean Stiffle: Because he killed himself...