The Pink Panther 2 movie plot
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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Nicole...
[Nicole picks up the flight ticket from Clouseau's desk]
Nicole: Oh. You are traveling?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Ah yes. Inspector Dreyfus is sending me on a very dangerous mission.
Nicole: For how long? When will you return?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I will return when the criminal is caught; it could be a month, it could be a year. You understand, Nicole?
Nicole: Yes, yes of course.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Of course, we will have to stay apart. If the criminal were to say, kidnap me, he would have power over me.
Nicole: Why would he have power over you?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Well... because... because, uh... well... you are like a brother to me.
Nicole: Oh.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: A hot, sexy brother in a dress.
[Nicole sighs]
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Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [Clouseau is referring to the "Plata de Nada" restaurant catching on fire] There was something about burning down a restaurant that ignited other more illicit fires... and I'm sorry about that.
Nicole: As am I; terribly remorseful.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: It was a night to remember that we must forget.
Nicole: We must never forget to not remember it.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And if we do remember it, we must immediately forget it. Now let's have a professional hug goodbye.
[Clouseau hugs Nicole]