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Hardy: Hey, Mr. Wehlner.
Richard: Hey, Hardy. How are you doing?
Hardy: I'm doing good.
Richard: What did you do last night?
Hardy: I went to the movies with my sister.
Richard: You did?
Hardy: Yeah.
Richard: That sounds awesome.
Hardy: Guess what?
Richard: What?
Hardy: I'm growing a mustache.
Richard: All right. That's cool.
[offers a handshake]
Richard: Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job at the store here.
Hardy: Thanks.
Richard: Keep it up.
[as Hardy walks away, Richard feels his right hand after shaking it with Hardy and gives an uneasy look on his face. Doug sees this and approaches him]
Doug Stauber: What's going on?
Richard: Oh, nothing. Just... Hardy. It just gets sad, sometimes. Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered?
Doug Stauber: Why?
Richard: These retarded guys... masturbate so much that they rub the skin off their penises. They don't know better, and that they have a hard time not jerking off.
[Mitch and the board of directors appear behind Richard]
Richard: Hey!
[Richard walks away as Mitch approaches Doug. He watches the conversation from a distance]
Mitch: Was he talking about jerking off in the store?
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Doug Stauber: I guess it was me enjoying a rainbow cone to celebrate Richard's racial slur. But I had a feeling he was starting to crack. A couple more little things. He might just fall apart. 'Black apples'? What an a-hole.