The Three Stooges evaluation action
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Curly: [Curly sees Sister Bernice in a swimsuit on lifeguard duty] Sister Bernice?
Moe: Nyah-aah!
Sister Mary-Mengele: [Two orphans are diving off the board into the pool; Sister Mary-Mengele blows her whistle] That's it! I told you one at a time on that board! You all just lost your diving privileges for the rest of the day! The party's over, you little water weasels!
Moe: What's going on here?
Sister Mary-Mengele: [Mary-Mengele sees the Stooges] Oh, crud.
Moe: Hiya, Sister.
Sister Mary-Mengele: [annoyed] Oh, hello, morons.
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Murph: Hey!
[Murph runs up to the Stooges with her fellow orphans]
Murph: Moe, Larry, Curly!
Moe: Hey, guys!
Moe, Curly, Larry: How are you guys? Hey, what's going on? Oh boy, did we miss you guys!
Murph: Welcome home, guys!
Larry: You look great, Murph!
Peezer: That's 'cause she's not sick any more!
Murph: Turns out I just had some form of metal poisoning.
Larry: Nobody listens to me; I told you there's too much iron in the water.