Vacation movie plot
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Colorado Cop: These people are clearly in the state of Colorado. That's my jurisdiction.
Arizona Cop: Juris-dick in my ass, Kyle. Look at her left foot. Smack-dab in Arizona. You weed-legalizing, Mile-High piece of shit.
Utah Cop: Hey, there's no reason for that language.
Arizona Cop: Sorry, Officer Mormon. You don't like that? I have an idea. Why don't you plug up your ears with Mitt Romney's dick?
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Debbie Griswold: Honey, is that a swastika on there?
Rusty Griswold: Yeah. We won't use that.