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Lois Riley: You're gonna sit out here all night?
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Just smoking a cigarette.
Lois Riley: I wish you wouldn't smoke in the house.
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Well I'm not in the house. I'm in the garage.
Lois Riley: When you open the door all the smoke comes inside.
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Then close the door, Lois.
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Lois Riley: What are you doing home so early?
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: That headstone. You got us at Gold Hill? That's a unique experience. Seeing your name carved on a piece of granite.
Lois Riley: How do you mean?
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: What I mean? I'm not dead. And you're not dead. There's enough people out there that are dead. They need headstones. We don't cause we're not dead.
Lois Riley: A lot of people do this, Doug. It's called pre-planning.
Douglas Lloyd 'Doug' Riley: Well I don't like having my name carved on a tombstone while I'm still alive. I can't believe you did that, Lois.