Andreas Cahling

Andreas Cahling

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    • Ettie 2021-12-27 08:01:26

      Oh shit! I want to go back to the 80s! ! ! ! !

      I was dumbfounded after watching this short film, the annual short film of fanaticism. Why does this director have such a big brain? The film is full of stuff labeled 80s: arcade games, kung fu, dinosaurs, awesome electronic music rock music, robots, Viking pirates, how to train the dragon female...

    • Melyna 2021-12-27 08:01:26

      A brief review of the short film "The Fury of Gong"

      The unique and stunning brain-hole plot collided with the mainstream consciousness of precision and mass psychology and friction created a series of dazzling passionate fireworks. The ability to automatically headshot the sky by raising the middle finger, and the large-scale split after the abuse....

    • August 2022-04-21 09:02:50

      Actually finished it

    • Erling 2022-03-25 09:01:13

      The director is a kung fu fan. At first I couldn't figure out if it was a real person or a 3D animation, but later I found out that the director was definitely an older otaku.

    Kung Fury quotes

    • [Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes]

      Kung Fury: [narration] Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.

      [Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him]

      Kung Fury: Who are you?

      Barbarianna: My name... is Barbarianna.

      Kung Fury: What year is this?

      Barbarianna: It's the Viking Age.

      Kung Fury: [narration] That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time.

      Barbarianna: You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there.

      Kung Fury: Who's Katana?

      Katana: I'm Katana.

      [Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi]

      Katana: I can give you a ride to Asgard.

      Kung Fury: A ride on what?

      [Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]

    • Katana: So, who are you?

      Kung Fury: I'm a cop... from the future. I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I... I accidentally went back too far in time, and ended up in this place.

      Katana: I know someone who might be able to help you.

      [Katana gets up and shouts toward the lake]

      Katana: Thor!

      [the lake is surrounded with lightning before the giant god Thor appears]

      Thor: Behold - it is me, Thor. Son of Odin and protector of mankind. Check out my pecs.

      Kung Fury: Your pecs are epic.

      Thor: Thanks, bro.

      [Thor kisses his left bicep]

      Katana: So... anyway, Thor, um, this is Kung Fury. He's a cop from the future.

      Kung Fury: Yeah. I need to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill Hitler so, uh, if you can help me...

      Thor: Stop!

      [Points hammer toward Kung Fury and Katana]

      Thor: Hammer time.

      [Thor creates a time portal with his hammer]

      Thor: Walk through this portal, and you will end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you, Kung Fury.

      Kung Fury: Thanks, Thor.