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Emery 2022-04-24 07:01:16
It's a vicious...
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Jedidiah 2022-04-24 07:01:16
Um%... This evaluation...
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Davon 2022-04-23 07:03:12
It is also a fan-made movie, foreigners are really...
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Madeline 2022-04-23 07:03:12
Simply fascinated by the disco BGM of the...
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Juston 2022-04-23 07:03:12
What a mess. . . . But it feels so...
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Sister 2022-04-23 07:03:12
David Hasselhoff should be the most unified comedian in film...
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Dariana 2022-04-23 07:03:12
No matter what logic it is, it is self-indulgent, and there are so many bugs that I don't think it is a gang. The director's kung fu is great, and he looks quite like...
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Jeromy 2022-04-23 07:03:12
It's 100 times rougher than Robert Rodriguez's scimitars and the like, and it's fun to rot to the extreme. In fact, this kind of movie interview tribute can only exist in the form of short films. Few people can stand a 120-minute stupid movie. Therefore, RR's mistake is that it shouldn't make a machete at all. The pseudo-trailer is fine. , making a feature film is...
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Chaim 2022-04-23 07:03:12
There is a taste of playing the little Bawang game console when I was a...
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Vincenza 2022-04-23 07:03:12
A collection of entertainment products and brain holes full of 80s. Not much contact, not...
Kung Fury Comments
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Melyna 2021-12-27 08:01:26
A brief review of the short film "The Fury of Gong"
The unique and stunning brain-hole plot collided with the mainstream consciousness of precision and mass psychology and friction created a series of dazzling passionate fireworks. The ability to automatically headshot the sky by raising the middle finger, and the large-scale split after the abuse....
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Presley 2021-12-27 08:01:26
Who dictates how a movie must be made?
police a 80's
will through time and space led violence milk Nordic female warrior, Thor, Triceratops police, hackers person
riding a T-Rex to defeat the evil kung fu master Hitler
not to suspect that this really is a movie
of this movie will severely challenge your logic viewing
[attack] -Kung...
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[Kung Fury exits the time portal into a valley. A velociraptor suddenly appears and destroys his time hacking device with lasers from its eyes]
Kung Fury: [narration] Fuck! That's a laser raptor. I thought they went extinct thousands of years ago.
[Kung Fury and the raptor have an intense stare down until the raptor is suddenly gunned down. He turns around and sees the Viking Babe Barbarianna riding a giant wolf. She points her Gatling gun at him]
Kung Fury: Who are you?
Barbarianna: My name... is Barbarianna.
Kung Fury: What year is this?
Barbarianna: It's the Viking Age.
Kung Fury: [narration] That explains the laser raptor. Fuck! I went too far back in time.
Barbarianna: You need to get out of this valley. This place is swarming with laser raptors. I'll meet you at the God's Drop. Katana can get you there.
Kung Fury: Who's Katana?
Katana: I'm Katana.
[Kung Fury turns around and sees Katana wielding an Uzi]
Katana: I can give you a ride to Asgard.
Kung Fury: A ride on what?
[Next scene shows Kung Fury and Katana riding a tyrannosaurus]
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Katana: So, who are you?
Kung Fury: I'm a cop... from the future. I was sent back in time to kill Hitler, but I... I accidentally went back too far in time, and ended up in this place.
Katana: I know someone who might be able to help you.
[Katana gets up and shouts toward the lake]
Katana: Thor!
[the lake is surrounded with lightning before the giant god Thor appears]
Thor: Behold - it is me, Thor. Son of Odin and protector of mankind. Check out my pecs.
Kung Fury: Your pecs are epic.
Thor: Thanks, bro.
[Thor kisses his left bicep]
Katana: So... anyway, Thor, um, this is Kung Fury. He's a cop from the future.
Kung Fury: Yeah. I need to get to Nazi Germany and, uh, kill Hitler so, uh, if you can help me...
Thor: Stop!
[Points hammer toward Kung Fury and Katana]
Thor: Hammer time.
[Thor creates a time portal with his hammer]
Thor: Walk through this portal, and you will end up in Nazi Germany. Good luck to you, Kung Fury.
Kung Fury: Thanks, Thor.
