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Gage 2022-04-20 09:02:03
WTF! For 30 minutes of nonsense, it's okay, I laughed a few times. If Chen Kaige filmed this, it is estimated that Wuyang and Wuyang would have scored one star. oh ho ho...
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Herminia 2022-04-20 09:02:03
Nostalgic and exaggerated mix and match...
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Bailee 2022-03-27 09:01:12
It's confusing but it's so cool to...
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Polly 2022-03-27 09:01:12
The idea is very good, almost copied all the movies of the...
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Sigurd 2022-03-27 09:01:12
I think no matter how low a movie is, it should be different from circus...
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Leonel 2022-03-26 09:01:09
Hahaha the funniest Hitler...
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Melyssa 2022-03-26 09:01:09
The details are...
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Robyn 2022-03-26 09:01:09
I've been brushing this today, and I'm here to catch up on the fun. The soundtrack is a big plus, and it's a brain-opening neuropathy...
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Sherman 2022-03-26 09:01:09
The retro style of the 80s is too cool, the brain hole is too late to make up, I really can't complain, and I play infinite loops! Is Gu Meimen + Shen Yulin the cos of the great head of...
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Lelia 2022-03-26 09:01:09
So sick! Ass kicking...
Kung Fury Comments
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Bailee 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The collective carnival of the post-80s
In this god-level short film born under the crowdfunding mode, Swedish director David Sandberg used the 600,000 dollars raised to collect the most familiar and favorite kung fu, police and robbers, dinosaurs, monsters, etc. Arcades, beauties, games, music, muscles, time travel, sports cars, fights,...
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Milo 2021-12-27 08:01:26
The Carnival of the Post-70s
"Kung Fu", independent filmmaker David Sandberg raised $630,000 on the Internet for a "blockbuster" written, directed and acted by himself.
I saw Bruce Lee, Stephen Chow, Schwarzenegger, and Shang Yundun in the past; I also saw the former games of Street Fighter, Contra, and Double Dragon; I also...
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Chief: I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!
Kung Fury: Did you tell me to block it out?
Chief: I told you to do it by the book.
Kung Fury: Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.
Chief: Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.
Kung Fury: What? Hell no, I work alone.
Chief: Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.
Triceracop: Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
[Triceracop offers a handshake]
Triceracop: Looking forward to working with you.
[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]
Kung Fury: I work alone.
Chief: Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.
Kung Fury: I'm not off the case.
[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]
Kung Fury: I quit!
[Kung Fury walks out of the office]
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Hoff 9000: [From the music video: True Survivor]
[after the thugs in the beginning of the video kick the cop car and unload machine-gun rounds into it, Hasselhoff jumps out, log rolls on the car in mid air and ventilates the thugs, landing in splits on the street]
Hoff 9000: "Permit denied."
