Steven Chew

Steven Chew

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    • Ettie 2021-12-27 08:01:26

      Oh shit! I want to go back to the 80s! ! ! ! !

      I was dumbfounded after watching this short film, the annual short film of fanaticism. Why does this director have such a big brain? The film is full of stuff labeled 80s: arcade games, kung fu, dinosaurs, awesome electronic music rock music, robots, Viking pirates, how to train the dragon female...

    • Melyna 2021-12-27 08:01:26

      A brief review of the short film "The Fury of Gong"

      The unique and stunning brain-hole plot collided with the mainstream consciousness of precision and mass psychology and friction created a series of dazzling passionate fireworks. The ability to automatically headshot the sky by raising the middle finger, and the large-scale split after the abuse....

    • Jonatan 2021-12-27 08:01:26

      Hahahaha what the hell likes to fight with two short legs

    • Sigurd 2022-03-27 09:01:12

      I think no matter how low a movie is, it should be different from circus juggling.

    Kung Fury quotes

    • Chief: I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!

      Kung Fury: Did you tell me to block it out?

      Chief: I told you to do it by the book.

      Kung Fury: Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.

      Chief: Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.

      Kung Fury: What? Hell no, I work alone.

      Chief: Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.

      Triceracop: Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.

      [Triceracop offers a handshake]

      Triceracop: Looking forward to working with you.

      [Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]

      Kung Fury: I work alone.

      Chief: Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.

      Kung Fury: I'm not off the case.

      [Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]

      Kung Fury: I quit!

      [Kung Fury walks out of the office]

    • Hoff 9000: [From the music video: True Survivor]

      [after the thugs in the beginning of the video kick the cop car and unload machine-gun rounds into it, Hasselhoff jumps out, log rolls on the car in mid air and ventilates the thugs, landing in splits on the street]

      Hoff 9000: "Permit denied."