David Hernandez

David Hernandez

  • Born: 1968-1-26
  • Height: 5' 10½" (1.79 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Kayley 2022-03-21 09:02:54

      Unexpectedly good work

      I thought it was a good comedy before watching the movie, after all, come on, it'a Scott /Reilly movie. In fact, it is not a comedy in the strict sense, a little bit of dark humor and a little bit of banter. Of course, there are many funny settings, such as the gay playing the piano next door...

    • Blanche 2022-01-13 08:03:05

      Are only blacks discriminated against?

      Although it was a comedy, I didn't laugh much when I watched it. Because things are actually very realistic, there really are such people in life, that's how they are. No one can be said to be wrong, everyone has to support his family. So we have to fight for limited resources.
        The only thing...

    • Alysha 2022-03-25 09:01:18

      not so funny black humor

    • Brennan 2022-04-23 07:03:46

      Friendly reminder: this is not a comedy.

    The Promotion quotes

    • [after giving his apology speech at a community center following his incident with a gang at the supermarket, Doug meets with Richard, the board of directors and the community leaders]

      First Community Leader: I think everybody is feeling pretty good about it.

      Richard: Yeah.

      First Community Leader: It's isolated.

      Richard: Oh yeah, it's a one-time thing.

      First Community Leader: What's that?

      Richard: I agree, it's isolated. I think it was just some 'black apples'. We won't be seeing that happen again.

      [Long pause between everyone]

      First Community Leader: Black apples.

      Richard: What's that?

      First Community Leader: You said, 'black apples'?

      [Another long pause]

      Richard: I said bad ones...?

      First Community Leader: The fuck you said bad.

      Richard: Bad apples?

      First Community Leader: You said black.

      Richard: I'm sorry if there's some confusion. Maybe in the confusion, I...

      Mitch: Hey, come on. It's been a long day. That was a slip.

      First Community Leader: This is a lot of shit.

      Richard: You are not a black apple to me. I said, that possibly, there was one black one in the batch, not you. And I didn't mean to say black. I meant 'back'... 'blatch', blah... 'blapples'.

      [Long pause between everyone]

      First Community Leader: Where'd you get this fucker?

      [the community leaders walk away as Mitch follows them]

      Mitch: Let's catch up outside. I'll hit you with some gift certificates.

    • [Richard struggles to assemble a ship in a bottle while his motivational tape plays in the background]

      Motivational Speaker: Have you ever seen an eagle blow his top? Do your best to keep your cool.

      Richard: Stay loose...

      [the ship tips over when Richard places his tweezers near it]

      Richard: Fuck!

      Motivational Speaker: Every life has its frustrations, but be careful not to let them get the best of you in front of your family. Instead of curses, find a more family-friendly way to express life's frustrations.

      [Richard drops his tweezers inside the bottle, causing him to get up in anger]

      Richard: Fuck you! Ship fuck! Asshole ship! Seven seas fucker! Jolly fucker!

      Lori Wehlner: For Christ's sake...

      Richard: No one can do that! It's impossible! Not even a guy with tiny hands! Not even a guy with a child's hands! Fuck that!