Joan Hodges

Joan Hodges

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    • Evangeline 2022-03-28 08:01:02

      It's neither funny nor sensational, the point is it's not scary

      I must come up and give a bad review. This film is said to be comedy and horror, but there is no laughing point, and it is not scary at all. Zombies are surrounded by zombies, but they are not thrilling. There must be many descriptions of desolate feelings in being a zombie, but this film has none...

    • Monica 2022-03-28 08:01:02

      zombie background emperor

      This is really a zombie movie with the most inexistent zombies. No speed, no attack power, no IQ. Not even a boss-level monster, the absolute background emperor. Perhaps because a group of uncles and aunts are the main force in killing zombies, zombies with too high attack power will be...

    • Rosie 2022-03-29 09:01:10

      The old man is very powerful, there is a heroine who is quite upright, and then, there is no more

    • Michel 2022-03-31 09:01:09

      Okay, the boring old man is more interesting, but there are too few scenes. The plot is too boring. An hour and 20 minutes is too long.

    Cockneys vs Zombies quotes

    • Eric: Those things are vampires! We need crucifixes, garlic, silver, holy water, and Christopher Lee!

      Ray Macguire: No, you soppy tart, those things are fucking zombies!

    • Ray Macguire: So, where do we go now?

      Terry: Out the front door.

      Ray Macguire: Oh, for fuck's sake. That's great. Listen everyone, we've just been rescued by Laurel and fucking Hardy.