Michael Hanson

Michael Hanson

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  • Height: 5' 10½" (1.79 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Mae 2021-12-26 08:01:18

      It’s weird to laugh, but such a bad taste, I have to admit, I like it very much~~~

      I have always been curious about the reason why Twilight is so popular at the box office,
      so I saw the spoof Twilight and watched this movie with a malicious mood
      . It really didn't disappoint me. . .
      To sum up a few of my jokes

      1. The two male protagonists

      are more handsome than the original...

    • Renee 2021-12-26 08:01:18

      The spoof is right! Who doesn't fart!

      Although the hero of the
      Yao Ming version of "Twilight 1" made in USA and the essence of Qiong Yao surprised
      me at the time, I didn't hate
      it because after all, we are the fighters

      who have experienced the baptism of "Han Zhu Ge Ge" in the winter and summer vacations every year. I really can't...

    • Teagan 2022-03-27 09:01:12

      Even if it's a joke, it's still not funny, it's just for the sake of it

    • Charlie 2022-04-23 07:03:07

      The funniest movie I've watched recently~ My favorite spoof

    Vampires Suck quotes

    • Frank Crane: [to Becca] I guess it's hard for me to accept that my little girl's growing up. I mean look at the size of those tits.

    • [Narrating]

      [Becca and her Dad are driving into Sporks, they drive past a welcome sign to the town]

      Becca Crane: So, I came here to the town of Sporks, Washington. Population: 3120.

      [a screaming woman comes running in front of the sign being chased by a vampire, the vampire grabs and bites her neck spraying blood everywhere]

      Becca Crane: Holy shit! Uh, make that 3119!