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Jerod 2021-12-25 08:01:27
Husband and wife double zombies, after zombies, get married
The expression of Madder's staff was used throughout the viewing process.
The whole drama is to sell fans a feeling, forcibly injecting popular elements, especially blunt and contrary.
*The scenes of the Bennett sisters fighting made me embarrassed, so please let the Shaolin Temple let go of Sun... -
Adelbert 2021-12-25 08:01:27
Mr. Wickham's monologue
My name is George Wickham, and this name was taken by Master Darcy himself. Although I am just the son of an unknown housekeeper, Master Darcy regards me as his own. He sent me to Master Fitzwilliam's school to study with him, hoping that one day I can also become an educated gentleman. I read a...
Tom Lorcan
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies quotes
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Mr. Bingley: [while at the ball] Darcy, you must dance.
Mr. Darcy: [referring to Jane Bennett] You're dancing with the only handsome girl here.
Mr. Bingley: [referring to Elizabeth Bennett] One of her sisters is also very pretty dare I say. Very agreeable.
Mr. Darcy: [looks over at Elizabeth] Well, she's tolerable. But...
Mr. Bingley: Tolerable?
Mr. Darcy: Yes, tolerable. But not handsome enough tempt me. Nor any other man here apparently.
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George Wickham: The crown's funds are being drained.
Mr. Darcy: [incredulous] You're here to solicit money!
George Wickham: I'm here to propose a venture that would end the war forever. These new zombies can be reasoned with. With the proper funding I believe we can cultivate trust and even good will with this new iteration of the undead, who seem to posses an inherent power of the lower ranks of their kind.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [starts laughing, not believing] Zombie aristocrats?
Parson Collins: [smirking] Oh, really!
George Wickham: I prefer to think of them as souls lost in purgatory.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [considering] Hmm.
George Wickham: The common hordes look to them for leadership. It takes just one of them to realize that power and then to lead the hordes into battle.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: The undead are like locusts!
Parson Collins: [still smirking] Locusts.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [now determined] They go forth and destroy. They have no use for leaders!
Parson Collins: Oh, uh, except one actually.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh: [turning] Hmm?
Parson Collins: Oh, well, um, according to the Book of Revelation the antichrist shall lead the undead, uh, on the day that shall be the last day of mankind.
