Identity Thief Comments

  • Fiona 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    American version of...

  • Camryn 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    There are no flaws except the plot is...

  • Corene 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    typical American comedy.boring.but a little...

  • Ona 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    American version of Thai 囧. Xu Zheng hunts down Wang...

  • Nikita 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    "Date" + "Bounty Hunter" + "The Evaporated Morgans" = "Identity Thief" = bad movie. Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy are both repeating their previous roles, without features and highlights, but Eric Stonestreet's cameo adds some points to the...

  • Jessika 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    It's a very simple comedy, all the laughing points are well mastered, and the last little bit of warmth is a big...

  • Scarlett 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    Normal people don't do this....

  • Jerald 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    In a relatively mediocre comedy, the two protagonists are also old-fashioned, so they just pass the...

  • Melisa 2022-04-22 07:01:20

    Identity thief of conscience, secret technique lock throat fist. At first I felt bad, but at the end I was a little...

  • Braxton 2022-04-21 09:01:59

    There are no handsome guys and beautiful women, but they are...

Extended Reading
  • Darlene 2021-11-30 08:01:27

    Vomit a slot.

    Personally think this is a relatively ordinary typical American comedy.

    In fact, when I saw it for twenty minutes, I couldn't stand it anymore. . That woman is really bitch... For herself, she uses her soft and hard abilities to squeeze any benefits. . Seeing my heart keep sighing, this is...

  • Deondre 2021-11-30 08:01:27

    Eighteen martial arts

          The director of the film, Seth Gordon, believes that the majority of movie fans should first get to know his "Four Happiness" in 2008. This film is fast-paced and has a typical flexible layout, plus a lot of jokes and two starring Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon. With his...

Identity Thief quotes

  • Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.

    [Luis swipes card]

    Sandy Patterson: Thanks.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: [Speaks Spanish to hearing device and then turns to Sandy] You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.

    Sandy Patterson: Cut the card. No, I absolutely pay my bills. Run it one more time. Nothing wrong with that card.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: That's not what it says right here.

    Sandy Patterson: I don't care what the screen says. Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else. You're not cutting that card.

    [Luis speaks Spanish once more]

    Sandy Patterson: Cutting the card? That's ridiculous. Tell you what, I'll go somewhere else.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You go somewhere else? Look, that's my papi. He owns this store. He says cut the card.

    Sandy Patterson: Señor...

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: If you don't pay your bills...

    Sandy Patterson: My bills are paid.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: Oh, your bills are paid. I gotta cut the card.

    Sandy Patterson: Do not cut the card.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: I'm gonna cut the card.

    [he cuts the card]

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: I just cut the card. Go pay your bills, Randy.

    Sandy Patterson: It's Sandy.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: Sandy?

    [mocks in Spanish]

  • Sandy Patterson: Now, I have allotted us each $8 per meal, so it looks like you can get one of the...

    [gets attention from the Waitress]

    Sandy Patterson: One of the salads or a soup or...

    [to the waitress]

    Sandy Patterson: Sorry, I'm quick. The tomato soup for me, please. That'll do.

    Diana: I'm gonna take a full slab of the baby backs, and I'm going to take that with mashed taters, hushpuppies, and I'm going get a... I'm going to have sweet tea.

    Sandy Patterson: The fuck you are.

    Diana: [chuckles] I don't know what that means.

    Sandy Patterson: I asked you to eat less food.