Identity Thief Comments

  • Christelle 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    Melissa McCarthy is comedy...

  • Kirstin 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    45 minutes, discard. The fat girl in the west hates it so much that she asks for a special...

  • Rahul 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    Alas, I am so speechless about the theft of American credit cards. . If you know the card number, just swipe it. =...

  • Skyla 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    As I watched it, I kept thinking about how the movie should end. I didn't expect it to be so...

  • Dee 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    The fat woman who was so annoying in the end turned out to be warm in the...

  • Brionna 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    God, I really love road movies, the plot is very simple, it's hard to force men to chase women liars, no feelings, but friendships. In contrast, I just watched Genesis Rodriguez~~ I found that I like Latin American girls more and more. Wow, they're so sexy when they speak Spanish!...

  • Alvera 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    Shit and piss route and it's not...

  • Madalyn 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    I hate this kind of anti-human and anti-social comedy, it's disgusting. Melissa McCarthy will definitely be a beauty if she loses weight, the play is much wider than...

  • Rodrigo 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    Boring, boring, greasy, and the lead role of the fat girl is not pleasing at...

  • Chris 2022-03-27 09:01:05

    This is a road movie, I haven't seen a road movie in a long...

Extended Reading
  • Mona 2021-11-30 08:01:27

    "Identity Thief": The American version of the ruined three views is on the embarrassing way

    The middle class who was originally a successful family happiness business, but because of the stolen credit card, not only lost money overnight, but almost became a criminal suspect under investigation. Asking the police for justice, but was prevaricated by bureaucracy. Seeing that the...

  • Mossie 2021-11-30 08:01:27

    A female liar who is sentimental, righteous and powerful

    The story belongs to surreal optimism, but the inner spirit is very interesting.

    The result is that the female liar chooses to take legal responsibility and goes to jail. Compared with the male liar movie, highlighting the liar's personal charm, deceiving money and swindling money, a lot of plots...

Identity Thief quotes

  • Sandy Patterson: Hi. Good morning. Something wrong with pump five. It's not taking my card.

    [Luis swipes card]

    Sandy Patterson: Thanks.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: [Speaks Spanish to hearing device and then turns to Sandy] You don't pay your bills, man. I gotta cut the card.

    Sandy Patterson: Cut the card. No, I absolutely pay my bills. Run it one more time. Nothing wrong with that card.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: That's not what it says right here.

    Sandy Patterson: I don't care what the screen says. Maybe it's broken. I'll go somewhere else. You're not cutting that card.

    [Luis speaks Spanish once more]

    Sandy Patterson: Cutting the card? That's ridiculous. Tell you what, I'll go somewhere else.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: You go somewhere else? Look, that's my papi. He owns this store. He says cut the card.

    Sandy Patterson: Señor...

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: If you don't pay your bills...

    Sandy Patterson: My bills are paid.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: Oh, your bills are paid. I gotta cut the card.

    Sandy Patterson: Do not cut the card.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: I'm gonna cut the card.

    [he cuts the card]

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: I just cut the card. Go pay your bills, Randy.

    Sandy Patterson: It's Sandy.

    Luis the Gas Station Attendant: Sandy?

    [mocks in Spanish]

  • Sandy Patterson: Now, I have allotted us each $8 per meal, so it looks like you can get one of the...

    [gets attention from the Waitress]

    Sandy Patterson: One of the salads or a soup or...

    [to the waitress]

    Sandy Patterson: Sorry, I'm quick. The tomato soup for me, please. That'll do.

    Diana: I'm gonna take a full slab of the baby backs, and I'm going to take that with mashed taters, hushpuppies, and I'm going get a... I'm going to have sweet tea.

    Sandy Patterson: The fuck you are.

    Diana: [chuckles] I don't know what that means.

    Sandy Patterson: I asked you to eat less food.