Mortdecai Comments

  • Westley 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    It's funny; the islanders still use balls to tease Mao, tsk...

  • Laura 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    It's funny. Then the evil Paul Bettany plays an unfortunate little reminder, which is also a big...

  • Vanessa 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    The American version of Andy Lau was so cool, after the Taoist priests of the American people came down the mountain, they finally regained some national...

  • Hilma 2022-04-24 07:01:16

    don't know what you're talking...

  • Maeve 2022-04-23 07:03:11

    Why can't Uncle Depp's comedy performance never get rid of the pirate...

  • Daniela 2022-04-23 07:03:11

    2015.4.18.863 I was just bored, so I went to Wanda on a bicycle to watch this on the weekend. so boring ah ah ah

  • Jerel 2022-04-23 07:03:11

    I gave up when I saw that there was no Olivia in thirty-five...

  • Andrew 2022-04-23 07:03:11

    A three-star and a half movie, Wei Wei is a bit vulgar, but the acting is still interesting. Depp is probably going to be like this in the future, but to be honest, that's all, it's estimated that there will be no drama to win the golden...

  • Vinnie 2022-04-23 07:03:11

    Fast forward to take a look at Ewan, his accent and little expressions are still as...

  • Ernestina 2022-04-23 07:03:11

    I don't know how to pretend to be boring. After reading it, I have a deeper understanding of the group that worships DP as the male...

Extended Reading
  • Ariane 2022-01-06 08:01:07

    "Noble Thieves": The world doesn't like weirdos

    Compared with the works of Johnny Depp in recent years, the influence of personal labels on movies has become more and more obvious, and we can clearly feel that the image of the freak he interprets is getting more and more erratic from reality, which makes people feel To the vanity and...

  • Flo 2022-01-06 08:01:07

    [Annual Bad Film Candidate] I can't insist on watching it all

    Whether I read a novel or a movie, I am very compatible, and I rarely see half of it without watching it. But this film, I really can’t watch OJZ. I think it may be the worst film I have watched in the past two years.. Although "The World Against the World" and "The Divergent" are not very good,...

Mortdecai quotes

  • [first lines]

    Mortdecai: As you may well know, I am many things. An arts dealer, an accomplished fencer, fair shot with most weapons. I am loved and respected by all who know me - slightly. But I have always felt as if there's something missing, you see. Some final piece of my personal puzzle. I needed something bold, distinctive.

    [his cocktail arrives]

    Mortdecai: Ah, thank you. The work of art with which I could declare to the heavens, I am Lord Charlie Mortdecai. And this is a little bit of magic is my mustache...

  • Mortdecai: [upon viewing a murder victim] Ugh. I think this women has need of a chiropractor.

    Martland: Bronwen Fellworthy, Oxford art restorer. Did you know here?

    Mortdecai: Slightly. I do recall a vague memory of her having once, involuntarily, one would hope, releasing a fart of such frightening power and timbre that I feared she had done herself a horrible mischief.