Extended Reading
  • Victoria 2022-10-11 19:17:01

    Cat owners are not prone to depression.

    On a day when IQ was absent, I originally wanted to think about it in the film review of "The Godfather". Because of my face blindness, I watched Godfather many times and never understood the relationship between the characters in it.

    However, Xiong Er was at my hand at the moment, ignoring that I...

  • Tina 2022-10-30 08:22:57

    Chinese dubbing classic

    I watched it in the cinema, so the effect is good, it feels good, I recommend it!

    I don't think the plot and animation are outstanding compared to Garfield 1. The only thing that I think is outstanding is the Chinese dubbing.

    It may be because I have been on the Internet for a long time. It is a...

  • Tiana 2022-04-29 06:01:07

    Oh oh oh oh Garfield Garfield I love cheap Garfield.

Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties quotes

  • Garfield: Look at this room, for example. How are you gonna liven this place up?

    Winston: But sire, this castle is centuries old.

    Garfield: It's a museum. It's boring. And you know what's missing when your crib is a museum? It's called fun!

    Winston: Fun?

    Garfield: It's not that hard, you just need a running start at something. Just... whoa...

    Winston: This is gonna end up so badly.

    [Garfield slides across the floor and bumps into a table which sends a flower vase falling to the floor]

    Garfield: It was already cracked.

    Winston: Ha-ha. Nothing escapes you, sire.

    Garfield: Yeah, I like the way this feels. You slide, baby. Whoa...

    [knocks over a china vase and breaks it]

    Garfield: D'uh oh.

    Winston: Don't worry about that. That one was cracked as well.

    Garfield: [leans against a statue] Oh, I can relax. Oops.

    [the statue tips over, knocking down all the other statues in succession]

    Dargis: [enters the museum] What the... Oof!

    [last statue falls on Dargis]

    Dargis: Smithee! Get this thing off me!

    Garfield: Oh, let's go try another room.

    Winston: Good idea, sire.

  • Garfield: Careful. That's high-quality American cardboard you're tossing around in there. Beautiful, fellas. Hang the plasma over the slip-and-slide.

    Winston: Sire, a word?

    Garfield: Jowls, my lad. Guess what your enlightened, all-powerful ruler has brought to the castle.

    Preston: Oh, I can't wait to hear this.

    Winston: Don't tell me, a Renaissance painting.

    Garfield: Foosball, you know, foosball.

    Winston: Fo-fo-fo-foosball?

    Preston: What do you think this is, a pub?

    Garfield: Just because we don't have opposable thumbs, doesn't mean we don't play bargains.

    Winston: Yes sire, but I feel your life is in danger.

    Garfield: Listen, Winnebago, if I may call you that. When history speaks of me, and she will, I wanna be remembered as the Party Prince.

    Winston: As you wish.