Benjamin Bunny: I'm still so out of shape.

Peter Rabbit: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?

Benjamin Bunny: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.
Thomas McGregor: [Strangling Peter] I've chilled out, man. I'm cool now.
Thomas McGregor: I'm allergic to blackberries.

Peter Rabbit: [looking down from glass roof of conservatory] *Allergic* to *blackberries*? Is that even a thing? Is that where we've gone to? I mean, suddenly *everyone* is allergic to *everything*!

Peter Rabbit: [yelling at Thomas] Stop using it as a crutch!

Benjamin Bunny: You know, some people do have legitimate medical conditions.

Peter Rabbit: Of course, of course, it's a real struggle, my heart goes out to them, it's very tough, very sad, I don't want to get any letters

Peter Rabbit: [looks at camera] But THIS guy, come on!
Bea: What do you miss most about the store? And don't say having everything in its proper place. I get it. You have control issues.

Thomas McGregor: I miss being helpful. A parent or grandparent comes into this shop looking for a gift for the child they love. I ask a few simple questions and know exactly what they need. I love helping people get what they want.

[pause]

Thomas McGregor: Especially when they don't even know that they want it. Those are the best.
Peter Rabbit: He's in a better place now.

[watches the ambulance drive away]

Peter Rabbit: The ice cream truck, with the flashing lights.
Pigling Bland: Diet starts now...

[he grabs and eats a fruit]

Pigling Bland: Now...

[he grabs and eats another one]

Pigling Bland: Now!
Cotton-Tail: That'll do pig. That'll do.
The Narrator: Thats not the story we're telling. No. We 're here for Peter Rabbit. The hero of our tale. A young rabbit in a blue coat and no pants.
Thomas McGregor: You're promoting a flagrantly unqualified half-wit to a position of immense importance, based purely on nepotism.

General Manager: This is Great Britain. It's practically written in our charter.
Bea: The elements here are pretty fabulous.

Mopsy: [attempting to lipread] "The elephants here are really flatulent."
Peter Rabbit: [Perched on the rear coupler of a departing train] Benjamin? You're coming with me?

Benjamin Bunny: [Running after the train] Yes - it's my character flaw!
Pigling Bland: I'm still so out of shape.

Benjamin Bunny: How's it working with the putting the dressing on the side?

Pigling Bland: Good. But, I don't understand why it's healthier to drink it all at once.
The Narrator: Laser-focused with a half thought-out plan, this is what a hero looks like. Or a lunatic. The line between the two is very blurry.

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Peter Rabbit short comments

Marco 2022-03-16 09:01:05

The moment the animals turned the house into a garbage dump, they thought they were going to act as an animal farm, but in a blink of an eye they changed "how to treat the Oedipus complex". Although the small animals from the English countryside enter the city, and the gentleman hero of Paddington bears in front, Peter Rabbit can only find another way. But creating a rampage of viciousness and being trapped in a family carnival, it's really uncomfortable not to go up or down.
Mitchell 2022-03-26 09:01:10

This... has nothing to do with the original plot, it can only be regarded as a lively fan work. Fortunately, the two real people who were forcibly joined have their own cuteness. This story tells us that even if a boy who loves cleanliness is a little neurotic, he will attract a girl who is kind and innocent and loves art. Broken... The high-energy rabbits fought chicken blood all the time, but my favorite is the big deer who is obsessed with car lights.